On the one hand, we're dreading the next four months because we're headed into peak silly season for state and national elections and there will be so very much dumb politicking rammed down our throats.
I think you're too quick to dismiss the religious sense of this. See, God had spent most of the 6,000 years since creation trying to persuade men to stop sticking it in other men's butts, with absolutely no success. Around 1980 He was trying to come up with a new approach. He'd thought of a deadly disease, but what mechanism to use? He didn't want to mess around creating a new virus -- they're, nasty, fiddly little things to work with, and His eyesight wasn't what it used to be. Then it hit Him: tinker a bit with sperm to make it dual-purpose. Approved sex still gets rewarded with a baby, while nasty, icky sex gets punished with death. Brilliant! Economy of means! American ingenuity! What a clever little god He is, to be sure.
The science is clear: we have to assume Marcus has been "manually releasing" into Michele's earhole.
make sure you keep the family pet out of them or you'll end up with a hell of a vet bill
GPS
So I guess we finally found those WMDs
Braille.
Indeed. Is it OK if the lady swallows. Inadvertently of course.
It's in the tail that broke off.
The math is unsettled.
The "A" stands for Sharia.
The "A" is silent. As in "Sharia."
"Frey [...] says education is a particular passion"
Good cause he needs to go back to a real school.
Kinda tough if you live in an apartment building, but that's what renter's insurance is for.
I think you're too quick to dismiss the religious sense of this. See, God had spent most of the 6,000 years since creation trying to persuade men to stop sticking it in other men's butts, with absolutely no success. Around 1980 He was trying to come up with a new approach. He'd thought of a deadly disease, but what mechanism to use? He didn't want to mess around creating a new virus -- they're, nasty, fiddly little things to work with, and His eyesight wasn't what it used to be. Then it hit Him: tinker a bit with sperm to make it dual-purpose. Approved sex still gets rewarded with a baby, while nasty, icky sex gets punished with death. Brilliant! Economy of means! American ingenuity! What a clever little god He is, to be sure.
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN
Their Pantserschreck rockets were very effective
There's an enzyme on the playbutton that gave my mouse cursor butt AIDS.
Are you an arsonist?