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I got sprockets and a "two drink minimum" graphic tee shirt. Which kind of does make sense. Happy Friday!

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Whats the over/under that the author of this bill got his hand slapped at Hooters?

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Back in the day there was a waitress minimum wage that was lower than the actual minimum wage, and so took into account, after a fashion, the tips. We all certainly under-reported our tip income to make it look like we were just clearing the actual minimum wage. Those were the days. I used to make my brother, who actually did work for minimum wage, help me count my cash. He was green with envy.I have noted lately that many restaurants have computer cash outs that calculate the tip for you at 15 or 20 percent. The downside of this for the waitresses is that now someone (the IRS? Your employer?) will have an actual record of what you really made, even in tips. Technology is not always your friend, it appears.

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Keep voting Republican, idiots. You have to realize that you're Fucking yourselves sooner or later.

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The greatest job I ever had was bartending at minimum wage. We took no credit cards and I declared no tips. $300.00/day free and clear.

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Garofalo had better stick to Chik-Fellate if he wants to have restaurant food that doesn't contain human spittle or coliform bacteria.

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9/1.

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Being from MN I can tell you this: MN repigs are the dumbest repigs on the planet.

For instance in 2008 they thought the repig won the Senate election because he got 900 or so less votes than the Democrat. That's a win. Donchano.

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Definitely one of the more interesting new ALEC fads is this thing where state legislatures are passing laws telling towns and cities they cannot pass ordinances. For freedom.

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Factor in privatized electronic mystery voting, and I think you have a winner.

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Hey, they might get table scraps, so I'm not convinced they will starve. Republican fail.

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Jeneane Garofalo needs to go Peter Griffin v. Chicken on her cousin Pat there, what a corporate dick-sucking Republican scumbag....but I repeat myself.

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If the Republican-controlled Minnesota House of Representatives really wants to Save Jobs, shouldn't they be cutting their own salaries and benefits? They voted for their own salaries to increase by 3% in 2015 and 3% in 2016, which doesn't seem like such a Job Saving move.

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Because trickle down works.....

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We need a law that all repuglican't politicians can ONLY eat food from private prisons, rat poison and all, it needs to be authentic!

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according to that dipso out-acted by a chimp

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