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Rarian Rakista's avatar

3 generations of home schooling w/o even a high school degree should be illegal.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Precisely, and I usually give them a Visa gift card for their efforts. an iPod helps to drown out the yelling of the protesters.

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fuflans's avatar

i love pink flamingos. have a pair in my back yard (chicago). they stay out all year and look particularly fetching in snow.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ceiling Castro can haz cheezburger?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Dude, he says his name twice! There are at least 3 dicks clearly standing out in the text.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

"Communists" are behind his problems? Like the Third International or something? I'm going to take a wild guess and say that I suspect he has no idea what the "communists" are. I think he uses it as shorthand for "people I disagree with". OTOH, maybe he is a veritable <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mikhail_Suslov" target="_blank">Mikhail Suslov</a> and knows very well what constitutes communism because he is its leading ideologue.

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fuflans's avatar

to be fair, jews and cubans do run amok in minnesota.

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