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Spurning Beer's avatar

Fascinating story. She and Biggus separated and both entered religious orders.

Biggus joined the Servants of Priapus.

Incontinentia's health improved greatly after she became a Sister of Immodium.

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Mahousu's avatar

Though the previous times only glittered under UV light.

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schmannity's avatar

You can't discount good old hypocrisy.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I read that as "gay a lay" which made me think of "layaway" and imagined this is kind of how his clinic works: you don't get to take the gay home today, but tuck it safely away, and slowly pay for it over time.

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MissusBarry's avatar

One of our trolls is up past bed time and busy downfisting and likely fapping away at the thought of glitterfest 2011 with that dreamy Marcus. Upfists all around.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Well there are certainly countless possibilities for naming the poor child random words or collections of syllables or after strange sci-fi/fantasy creatures.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Fun!!11!!

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MissusBarry's avatar

Goddamn, by the time I refresh, read through, and I comment, then refresh and deliver more upfists, I see that I've unintentionally written a nearly identical comment. Sorry, Pristine. The upfists are, of course, from the bottom of my wonky heart.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Picked up a trolltastic follow, too.

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fuflans's avatar

actually i think it's pretty fab (what, pies are better?).

and far FAR more importantly perfectly executed (marcus isn't there - go to plan b. none of that strange unscripted crowd wandering and muttering and camera blocking that you see in the average bagger protest. nope. they immediately break into pretty pictures, perfectly poised dance steps and song).

as a performer i have to say there is no one i would rather be stranded on stage in an improv sort of situation than the gayz.

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fuflans's avatar

mittens sits in his corner just spinning and waiting.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'm pretty sure this is what Marcus's wet dreams are like.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That'll be $634 ea please,

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Fartknocker's avatar

Marcus is going to have a crappy Friday. Poor Marcus. Give that witch hag your wife some Demoral.

Happy days from Texas.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Oh, goodie, that was my vote!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

And for the first time in his life, Marcus Bachmann felt comfortable in his surroundings.

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