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Runfastandwin's avatar

The Snow Leopard

is quite really white

and I think that’s

quite really outtasight

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Beautiful cat family.

Tommy Mo's avatar

All the cubs are vaccinated? Hope the zoo knows how to care for autistic snow leopards.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Oh....the kittens.....

❤️😻

S. E. B.'s avatar

Love their big clodhopper feets!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I love the MURDER KITTENS!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Awwwww, those kits are already almost as big as my cat.

Menotsure's avatar

I liked the leopards quite a lot

But would I be thought a wanker

If I said what got me hot

Was the very pretty anchor?

The Wanderer's avatar

Sneps! Getting to snepping!

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

"Whose face shall we eat today?"

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

"I've got a little list ..."

kmblue187's avatar

Kiddy litter!

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

[reaches for switch to turn off Internet for remainder of day]

Kay Ducky's avatar

One Leop a'leapin'... Five Golden Kitties! ...

tehbaddr's avatar

Spotted Kittehs!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Doesn't everyone exchange casual emails with pedophiles? Do those pics of Melania and trumpy smiling ear to ear at Epstein parties mean that they weren't really there?

I remember the news about the Black Pastor being handcuffed for being a good neighbor. I still can't wrap my mind around why the local police would do anything like that. I hope the pastor wins big bucks in a law suit. Not just because he deserves it for being assaulted by the police, but also because he is the kind of person who will take the money and help people who need help.

Tetman Callis's avatar

When it burns down, I'll be roasting marshmallows and telling tales around the fire.

Sarah Ennals's avatar

One of my favourite bits of documented historical weirdness is a 17th-century Scandinavian case where a witness in a totally non-supernatural criminal trial decided to just…tell the court that he was an ex-werewolf, which nobody had even asked about.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

In the evenings, we have been watching alternately "The Americans" and "Black Doves." In my brain I have conflated the two plots and now and suspect that Melanoma was a Russian sleeper agent who married Trump at Putin's behest, anticipating he would one day go into politics.

And as I type that, it seems self-evident, tbh. No big revelation here, is there?

marydn's avatar

I am so glad I do not live in Alabama and I feel so sorry for the reasonable and sane people who do live there. Especially the people of color, obviously. That incident with Pastor Jennings happened in 2022 and the courts are still dicking around. The police chief should have fired those officers for being racist dumbfucks and apologized profusely to the pastor but, of course, that did not happen because the world we live in is insane. Sometimes I think I should just look at kitteh and doggo videos all day long and ignore the rest of the world. SIGH.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I just opened up the package containing my newest accurate assertion black t-shirt. Upon it is printed an illustration of a Native American woman above the verbiage reading, "Teach a man to plalnt corn and he eats for a day, then steals all of your land and kills you".

It has to be washed and then undergo a bit of customization with a pair of scissors. Virtually none of my t-shirts still have sleeves or their original collars.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

So, was this one of the plans swirling around in demented donnie's soi-disant brain? "I'll bomb Iran until they provide me with a money making share in a toll booth?"

After reading about the young man killed by medical neglect in an ICU, I am even more grateful for the number and variety of hospitals in my area. I've been in, and had family in ICUs, and thank Asclepius, there were always Real Doctors breathing in the same space as the patients.

Medical care and MAHA? Bobby must be giggling with glee at the thought of all the infants and toddlers that are now exposed to a measles outbreak, and if the vaccine law is passed, can look forward to more babies and small children suffering disease, lifelong consequences, and of course, the most desired outcome by Bobby, Death.

Here's to us all, indeed.

Eureka's avatar

Audio recording your healthcare visits (storing the recordings with an offsite third partner vendor, it’s HIPAA compliant, don’t worry about it, stop asking, oh and if you’re a federal employee they’re asking to have your medical records “turned over” to Trump now? But these recordings will be erased in 90 days, it’s fine) to train our AI system so we can fire the nurses and have AI “do” their jobs, and have the doctor replaced by a PA looking at you from an iPad…is the word you’re looking for “enshittification”?

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

About two years ago, my medical files, along with all of my identifying information, were taken from a contractor that provided medical transcription services to a hospital where I had multiple providers.

I think this wholesale theft of personal data is not going to stop until companies start being criminally charged.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

People magazine is ... rising to the occasion? This is such a weird time to be alive

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Yes, it is. If they are rising to the occasion, they are not the magazine I remember from 50 years ago.

BECKY's avatar

Melanie's press conf had Donald's fingerprints all over it. If there are two choices to make (announce vehemently you don't know Epstein or keep your mouth shut--in this case), he will always choose the wrong one. And thrive from it.

Shocktreatment's avatar

In the wake of his threat to annihilate the whole civilization, The Diseased One sends one of his dumber homunculii to do the up fucking:

𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗧𝗲𝗵𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 ‘𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆’ 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗦 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝗴𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻

https://apnews.com/article/iran-us-negotiations-vance-trump-b82625fd24adb2336a5a9615b6953629

He's on to those tricky bastards...

PropellerVigo's avatar

Watch Usha go skydiving while he's away.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

If only JD or anyone else could have convinced Trump not to “play” around with war in the Middle East in the first place.

But no, one narrative says JD thought this dumb shit was a great idea.

Flashman's avatar

Just say your safe word, and we can stop the negotiations, JD.

Old guy named Bill (OGNB)'s avatar

"Is she trying to distract from the Iran Not A War That We Won Already that we launched to distract from … my brain hurts."

News item B distracts from news item A; news item C distracts from news item B ... news item Z distracts from new item Y.

Repeat cycle.

Tommy Mo's avatar

I was told there would be no math.

Resource NW's avatar

At least there are only twenty six letters.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

THIS! (probably)

EnigmaVariation's avatar

I for one am hugely confident that the war in Iran will soon be over, what with JD Vance leading the negotiations in Pakistan.

/s (we're fucked)

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I think it would be fun if they should a genuine interest in couch-fucking, ask him to demonstrate the technique, then get it on video and release it to the world. But that's just me.

Sherry's avatar

Supposedly his campaigning for Orban widened the gap and gave stronger numbers to the opposition. So yeah this will NOT go well.

Antifa Commander's avatar

“Don’t touch him! He killed the Pope!”

Rosy red ASS's avatar

JD with the charisma of a dog turd, negotiating. Yeah, we're fucked.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

So, to sum up this past week....

"Alex Jones reacts to Trump attacking him, saying Trump is possessed by demonic forces and Melania contradicted him on Epstein with her surprise press statement: “It looks to me like she’s breaking with Trump because she knows the ship is sinking. He’s acting like he’s guilty.”

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mj3wbl2twc2v

Coleman's avatar

wow what a TERRIBLE development for the right wingosphere-ya just hate to see it

Mavenmaven's avatar

Alex Jones knows from experience about acting like he's guilty.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

He's not acting, he IS guilty.

PrimerGray's avatar

If you are mentioned a million times but do not want to release the files...

Totally innocent.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Your Epstein atrocities aren't going away, Piggy.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3mj3wzyzcoc2z

Tommy Mo's avatar

Streisand is in the house!

schmannity's avatar

Remember when 13 US armed forces died in the "disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan?" Coincidentally, 13 dead soldiers in Iran War

PrimerGray's avatar

I used to ask how many troops were killed in Benghazi.

No one could ever give me the correct answer.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

That only matters when a democrat is president. We all know this.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

The news that keeps on giving. I need to buy popcorn.

Lisa Bloom represents the woman who claimed that Jeffrey Epstein introduced her to Trump in 1984, when she was about 13 years old. An FBI report released as part of the Epstein files revealed the woman told interviewers in 2019 that Trump had forced her to perform a sexual act on him.

She claimed Trump then punched her on the side of her head after she allegedly “bit the shit out of” his penis.

Bloom, in a statement to the Daily Beast, referenced Melania Trump’s shocking press statement, where she denied having any knowledge of Epstein’s crimes—or any relationship with the disgraced financier.

“While Melania Trump seems primarily concerned about her own reputation today, she does call for congressional hearings. We agree,” said Bloom. “And the man who is mentioned probably more than anyone else in the Epstein files should be subpoenaed to testify: Donald Trump.”

The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I read yesterday that Melanoma has the worst rating EVER for a First Lady. Maybe she's pandering to the base who is mad about the EPSTEIN FILES.

Resource NW's avatar

If she had better ratings perhaps the convicted felon would not have knocked down the East Wing, used by the first ladies for their activities. Or he would have anyway.

Noma Larkey's avatar

He probably figured that it's a waste of space. After all, what the hell has she ever done as FLOTUS (aside from the infamous Tim Burton White House Christmas theme)?

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

I just posted her FLOTUS rating! She's reached the milestone of being the worst EVER! Isn't that just FABULOUS!?

Good Morning Rosy! Hope you're having as much fun this morning as I am.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Good morning Holly! It's early here on the left coast and it's RAINING which is so AWESOME! I can't say I am having much fun but maybe the homunculus will die today and THEN I can finally drink the bottle of champagne in my fridge.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

That's wonderful Rosy! I know you guys need the rain so enjoy!

I'm on happy pins and needles waiting for the shoe to drop on these fucks heads.