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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I hope you realize putting "Good news everyone!" at the beginning of your post makes me read the rest of it in my head using Prof. Farnsworth's voice.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The comments are even scarier than the article. What a collection of right-wing racists!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Perhaps they RTL'ers would like to have sex with the boyfriends, husbands and rapists who father the unfortunate fetuses. In fact, if they'd just publish their names and addresses so those men could ... um ... relax in their hoohas, everyone wins: RTLer has a baby to love, young woman does't get knocked up, male partner doesn't contract blue balls.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In various states, the inaccessibility, waiting periods, vaginal probes and all the rest create an artificial shortage of supply. Markets are good at solving these types of problems. There's the back alley, of course. Also, morning after pills. Or an abortionplex in a less restrictive state could open near or in an airport.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

On the other hand some other members of humanity has proven the existence of the Higgs Boson particle. I'm sure that Mississippians are impressed.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I never get tired of this video. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDv4sYwjO0">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What fucking century did I wake up in today?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

and a dildo up his ass.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Idle hands...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't know if this is OT or not, but the article made me think of my helicopter parent neighbor across the street (I call her Huey). Between adults that despise their existence and parents won't cut the umbilical until the kid reaches 30, I have deep concerns for young people.

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chascates's avatar

M-I-S S-I-S B-I-G-O-T

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schmannity's avatar

My money's on the lady in blue with the large hoop earrings over the wirery trailer monkeys on the left.

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PubOption's avatar

They would probably love that. First, they would see themselves as 'prophets without honor in their own land', and, second, they could blame Barry for it.

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