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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Taint Reeves (R)-Assnugget

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Produce a movie which features a (fictional) southern state goverrnor who looks like that, acts like that, talks like that, and has a name like Tate Reeves - and southern politicians everywhere will accuse you loudly of promoting vile stereotypes that just ain't fair or realistic.

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Catman's avatar

Governor Tater knows that giving any help to poor (read: Black) folks is unpopular with his White base so, no go on that--I read that 97% of people applying for public assistance are turned down in his paradise so Federal money (block grants) goes unspent while his citizens suffer

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Tina Mouse's avatar

"Reeves suggests that he takes his orders from “outsiders.”"

And this has antisemitic overtones.

Oh fuck the politeness, 81% of the white people in MS are basically Nazis.

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1st light's avatar

Medicaid expansion saves lives and state money. But the GOP is scared of it.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Medicaid expansion saves lives and state money *therefore* the GOP is scared of it.

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1st light's avatar

Medicaid expansion saves lives and state money. But the GOP is scared of it.

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Biff52's wonderful sekrit's avatar

He's not entirely wrong. I couldn't buy insurance at any price on the open market due to being blessed with a number of pre-existing conditions, so my only option was government work. The agencies were the only employers in my area who offered any benefits, so when I finally learned I wasn't invincible, I applied to the state.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

People like Tater know that Mississippi is a poverty stricken hellhole. They like it that way.

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Liminal's avatar

Surely he knows that "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was always meant as a joke, right? Because you can't, you know lift yourself up by grabbing your boots. You can't.

He knows that, right? Right???

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Republicans have been using that phrase since the New Deal. I don’t think any of them know that it was originally a joke.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Just add it to my R hate pile.

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Demodocus's avatar

Well, that governor seems nice. In a "let them eat cake except lock up the cake and only give the keys to the upper class" way.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Dear Mr. Presley:

Mash the Tater.

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TakingAmes's avatar

If there all these high paying jobs in Mississippi, why doesn’t anyone have them? I’d like a list of those jobs, and if I see anything but “football coach” on it, I’m calling shenanigans.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

if I was a congresscritter I'd be asking Manchin every day how he feels about his state's ranking on healthcare.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Same, though I doubt Manchin gives a shit.

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

I’ve mentioned this before but I finally, after 8 years of rejection, was approved for Medicaid this past June. Two weeks later I voluntarily entered Crisis Care for suicidal ideation. I spent 5 days in the hospital. They also discovered an abnormality in my heart where it would kind of forget to contract fully. I received 10 EKGs over those 5 days. My total for all that? Zero dollars.

Had I not been approved for Medicaid, I likely would have died within the next couple years. My heart would just stop beating. I am only 48.

Poverty kills.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Damn, I am so sorry but very glad you got the life saving care you required. The USA is flaming shit hole.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Whenever I see a picture of Governor Tator, I always think that he must have one hell of a personality. Or perhaps looking white, fat and stupid is considered attractive in Mississippi.

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tempusfugit's avatar

The latter. It's the trifecta in Mississippi Goddamn.

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