We do not need to tell you that abstinence-based sex education -- or no sex education at all -- does not work, mostly because you are all people that (1) are not teenagers and (2) can't keep it in your pants anyway. In past years, the great state of Mississippi taught next to nothing about sexytime, which has led to
The community prefers to close their eyes really tight and pretend that teenage girls really aren't getting pregnant. If you don't see a pregnant 13-year-old, she doesn't exist.
Ah, so Forrest Gump was sitting on the park bench passing on the advice his Mama gave him about birth control....suddenly that movie makes a lot more sense. (Not really.)
Just post a notice in the cafeteria that reads "All girls who have sex are sluts. If they get pregnant they must have that baby, quit school to take care of it, and be poor with no money ever. That's what they deserve for being sluts. You boys just be boys". That should sum up their policy.
Does that make a 3-Musketeers a bukakke session?
Dude, Mississippi. There are no gay people.
The community prefers to close their eyes really tight and pretend that teenage girls really aren't getting pregnant. If you don't see a pregnant 13-year-old, she doesn't exist.
"sex... probably shouldn’t involve food on your partner"
That's what they mean by junk food, right?
Were strategically located aspirin tablets mentioned at any time during the festivities?
My momma always told me sex is like a box of dirty, lint covered chocolates.
Ah, so Forrest Gump was sitting on the park bench passing on the advice his Mama gave him about birth control....suddenly that movie makes a lot more sense. (Not really.)
Just post a notice in the cafeteria that reads "All girls who have sex are sluts. If they get pregnant they must have that baby, quit school to take care of it, and be poor with no money ever. That's what they deserve for being sluts. You boys just be boys". That should sum up their policy.
Thy might have suggested using peppermint patties instead.
Hot sex should not include soup.
Mississippi also has the highest poverty rate of any state. Way to go, guys!
My pants are off right now. I just like to be comfortable.
Of course, this is not intended to suggest that boys fuck other boys, because ew.