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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Does that make a 3-Musketeers a bukakke session?

Incoming Ham's avatar

Dude, Mississippi. There are no gay people.

PsycWench's avatar

The community prefers to close their eyes really tight and pretend that teenage girls really aren't getting pregnant. If you don't see a pregnant 13-year-old, she doesn't exist.

Ikimizi's avatar

"sex... probably shouldn’t involve food on your partner"

That's what they mean by junk food, right?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Were strategically located aspirin tablets mentioned at any time during the festivities?

schmannity's avatar

My momma always told me sex is like a box of dirty, lint covered chocolates.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Ah, so Forrest Gump was sitting on the park bench passing on the advice his Mama gave him about birth control....suddenly that movie makes a lot more sense. (Not really.)

Incoming Ham's avatar

Just post a notice in the cafeteria that reads "All girls who have sex are sluts. If they get pregnant they must have that baby, quit school to take care of it, and be poor with no money ever. That's what they deserve for being sluts. You boys just be boys". That should sum up their policy.

PubOption's avatar

Thy might have suggested using peppermint patties instead.

Ikimizi's avatar

Hot sex should not include soup.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Mississippi also has the highest poverty rate of any state. Way to go, guys!

The Quirk's avatar

My pants are off right now. I just like to be comfortable.

The Quirk's avatar

Of course, this is not intended to suggest that boys fuck other boys, because ew.