Let's be absolutely clear about this: there is NO REASON to think that the three people who got locked into the Hinds County Courthouse in Jackson, Mississippi were doing anything nefarious.
"Well, you see, we followed some known vote-tamperers in here, to confront them, but they must have got away! They were suspicious looking black men, young, wearing hoodies. I think they went that way"
And then Fred pulled the rope that dropped the net, then Velma pulled their masks off, revealing the ghosts that were haunting the courthouse to be none other than Janis Lane, Scott Brewster and Rob Chambers.
"We were FORCED to cheat, because, as everyone knows, THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME."
"Well, you see, we followed some known vote-tamperers in here, to confront them, but they must have got away! They were suspicious looking black men, young, wearing hoodies. I think they went that way"
And then Fred pulled the rope that dropped the net, then Velma pulled their masks off, revealing the ghosts that were haunting the courthouse to be none other than Janis Lane, Scott Brewster and Rob Chambers.
Sorry, read that as vag-gate. Thought I missed a new wingnut meme.
Stuck inside until 3:45 a.m.? If only there were telephones in the courthouse. Really, the county should install some, for safety.
IOKIYAC?
That'll bleach right out.
Who Would Jesus Burgle?
Holy crap ... that face (the perfectly-named "Rob Chambers") at 1:48.
Yes.
They will claim to be "uninformed" personnel.
This could have been prevented by tax cuts.
They had almost figured out how to make sure that both candidates got more than 50%. Mississippi Math triumphs!
also explains why they couldn't get their story straight. (only one of them admitted to the 3sum)
I was locked in a bar for several hours before Super Bowl XVI.
I didn't see much of the game.
In further news, James O'Keefe was found sitting in a van in the courthouse parking lot...