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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Slipped on an icy patch, the poor dear.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Gee, it's almost like these self-serving political conservative fucks are whipping up the stupid masses with dog whistles for voter turnout instead of addressing any real issues that might help their constituents. But that wouldn't be very Christian...

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artem1s's avatar

John Roberts, carrying on the work of Roger B. Taney

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Marcus Bachmann libul!!1!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The colored guard is colored!

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malsperanza's avatar

Daffy is a Libertarian, but he might be the kind that leans left in an anarchic sort of way. Difficult to say.

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bobbert's avatar

Almost as difficult to understand as, say, Grifter Ice.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>He wonders if there’s a special kind of Tweet that only dogs can read.</i>

It's quite stinky and usually found in low places.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Needs moar New Black Panthers

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Also too, Mississippi Teabaggers would be a great NFL team name

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...with all this talk of "poll watching" how many Tea-Baggers do you think are going to be disappointed when they show up and realize that it isn't some kind Chip n Dale s watch party?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sort of like a marble vagina

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

John Roberts- doing for SCOTUS what George W Bush did for POTUS

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Shoot them! With votes of course, though I can see how that might not work in that situation.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But how could you tell brain damage cause by concussions from brain damage caused by Mississippi?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<a href=" http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/asia\/kim-jongun-wins-100-of-the-vote-in-north-korean-elections-9180814.html" target="_blank">Kim Jong-un wins 100% of the vote</a>

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