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Keep gin in freezer. Pour into glass. Wave Vermouth bottle from across the room. Drink

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With expensive insomnia drugs paid for with YOUR tax dollars. (Funny how they're not averse to putting themselves and THEIR kids on "socialist" free health care. YOUR kids should have thought of this before you spread your slut legs!)

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The ONLY reason we didn't get universal health care back with all the other "New Deal" safety nets is because nobody could figure out a way to keep black people from having it. "Next thing you know, they'll be showing up at white hospitals, aggressively insisting that their severed limb is more important than your sprained wrist."

Seriously, we passed on UHC because everyone thought it would lead to black people using white hospitals.

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I think they KNOW that's not the case. Their true motivation is something they just can't admit. "I don't want black/brown people getting the same treatment as me - I was raised to believe that's unnatural and against God's will."

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Just so you know, slavery was never outlawed. Read the Thirteenth Amendment. It simply changed the victimhood from "black people" to "anyone we can railroad through the courts." In a way, the Thirteenth Amendment actually EXPANDED slavery by making it applicable to every race.

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The Trump stuff is 'shopped in.

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Mississippi GodDamn, the song!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Tell him a random guy feels bad for him. (My primary school days were *not* fun.)

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How can they get out? Their entire family and support network is there. Moving is EXPENSIVE.

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WOW Amazing Cake How Sweet the taste that saved a wretch like meeeeeee

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Alabama says "Have your houseboy hold my beer."

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Man I hate these assholes.

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My fellow Uterine-Americans: "Pro-Life" means "Anti-OUR-Lives".

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He has fruit punch mouth.

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Good question. Nice thing about MS is that no matter where you're headed things are better out of state.

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