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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Keep gin in freezer. Pour into glass. Wave Vermouth bottle from across the room. Drink

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Cookie-Based Life Form's avatar

With expensive insomnia drugs paid for with YOUR tax dollars. (Funny how they're not averse to putting themselves and THEIR kids on "socialist" free health care. YOUR kids should have thought of this before you spread your slut legs!)

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Cookie-Based Life Form's avatar

The ONLY reason we didn't get universal health care back with all the other "New Deal" safety nets is because nobody could figure out a way to keep black people from having it. "Next thing you know, they'll be showing up at white hospitals, aggressively insisting that their severed limb is more important than your sprained wrist."

Seriously, we passed on UHC because everyone thought it would lead to black people using white hospitals.

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Cookie-Based Life Form's avatar

I think they KNOW that's not the case. Their true motivation is something they just can't admit. "I don't want black/brown people getting the same treatment as me - I was raised to believe that's unnatural and against God's will."

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Cookie-Based Life Form's avatar

Just so you know, slavery was never outlawed. Read the Thirteenth Amendment. It simply changed the victimhood from "black people" to "anyone we can railroad through the courts." In a way, the Thirteenth Amendment actually EXPANDED slavery by making it applicable to every race.

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Cookie-Based Life Form's avatar

The Trump stuff is 'shopped in.

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Fred Farkleshine's avatar

Mississippi GodDamn, the song!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Tell him a random guy feels bad for him. (My primary school days were *not* fun.)

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Tina Mouse's avatar

How can they get out? Their entire family and support network is there. Moving is EXPENSIVE.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

WOW Amazing Cake How Sweet the taste that saved a wretch like meeeeeee

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Alabama says "Have your houseboy hold my beer."

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Man I hate these assholes.

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RedDwarf's avatar

My fellow Uterine-Americans: "Pro-Life" means "Anti-OUR-Lives".

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

And Unhinged!

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popebuck1's avatar

He has fruit punch mouth.

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

Good question. Nice thing about MS is that no matter where you're headed things are better out of state.

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