Mississippi is a book by William Faulkner that somehow turned into a dumb reality show calledHaley Barbour and Other Comical Racist White Villains With Dumb Accents vs. Poor Black People Forever. And ever since the nation's poorest, most obese and reliably Republican-voting state got Internet access last year, the main thing the people of Mississippi have been looking for, on the 'puter, is "free gay porn" and "God." In that order.
That's Utah, where their Mormon training kicks in, porn people are people too and must be given money and so they are the #1 actual money spending Americans when it comes to porn purchasing, which I personally have not done since I was 17.
I note that Alaska was second-lowest in searches for "God," and in the bottom half-dozen Red States in searches for "free gay porn.
oh snap MS!!
in honor of gay pride in chicago which i sadly cannot attend this year, i will circulate this too too fabulous chart.
Faux the BrightFarts... there must be other wingnut forums where meta can post downfitstable facts.
Shiny turtles FTW.
Thank God I did my part helping Louisiana into the top 5!!! We don't have closets here, we have armoires, and most of them are very big!
Honey get the strap on -the black one- and don't forget to dress like a fireman..and - oh yes, don't show those nasty tits of yours.
You can't take the "sissy" out of Mississippi.
I would have figured Mississippi to be a bestiality state.
That's Utah, where their Mormon training kicks in, porn people are people too and must be given money and so they are the #1 actual money spending Americans when it comes to porn purchasing, which I personally have not done since I was 17.
I note that Alaska was second-lowest in searches for "God," and in the bottom half-dozen Red States in searches for "free gay porn.
You're number 3 in God searches, brother.
Paying? If they're paying for free internet porn, they're even stupider than we thought.