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fuflans's avatar

oh snap MS!!

in honor of gay pride in chicago which i sadly cannot attend this year, i will circulate this too too fabulous chart.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Faux the BrightFarts... there must be other wingnut forums where meta can post downfitstable facts.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Thank God I did my part helping Louisiana into the top 5!!! We don't have closets here, we have armoires, and most of them are very big!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Honey get the strap on -the black one- and don't forget to dress like a fireman..and - oh yes, don't show those nasty tits of yours.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

You can't take the "sissy" out of Mississippi.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I would have figured Mississippi to be a bestiality state.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

That's Utah, where their Mormon training kicks in, porn people are people too and must be given money and so they are the #1 actual money spending Americans when it comes to porn purchasing, which I personally have not done since I was 17.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I note that Alaska was second-lowest in searches for "God," and in the bottom half-dozen Red States in searches for "free gay porn.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

You're number 3 in God searches, brother.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Paying? If they're paying for free internet porn, they're even stupider than we thought.

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