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fuflans's avatar

oh snap MS!!

in honor of gay pride in chicago which i sadly cannot attend this year, i will circulate this too too fabulous chart.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Faux the BrightFarts... there must be other wingnut forums where meta can post downfitstable facts.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Thank God I did my part helping Louisiana into the top 5!!! We don't have closets here, we have armoires, and most of them are very big!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Honey get the strap on -the black one- and don't forget to dress like a fireman..and - oh yes, don't show those nasty tits of yours.

Joshua Norton's avatar

You can't take the "sissy" out of Mississippi.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I would have figured Mississippi to be a bestiality state.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

That's Utah, where their Mormon training kicks in, porn people are people too and must be given money and so they are the #1 actual money spending Americans when it comes to porn purchasing, which I personally have not done since I was 17.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I note that Alaska was second-lowest in searches for "God," and in the bottom half-dozen Red States in searches for "free gay porn.

Spurning Beer's avatar

You're number 3 in God searches, brother.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Paying? If they're paying for free internet porn, they're even stupider than we thought.