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Well, sure, but I'm sure he contributes other valuable things like not beating you up to the marriage.

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This is where I will have to step in to mansplain to you ladies that If Jesus wanted people to divorce he would have married and divorced. So there.

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Did the bill really have such gendered language?

Yes, dumb question.

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That and marriage is older than Christianity, but yeah, it's biblical.

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Ladies are BROOD MARES and WE decide when divorcing happens! We are EXACTLY like the Taliban argle baygaelsadf bible bible JESUS

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Yes. Yes it is. They agree with Sharia law that only a man has the right to end a marriage, not one of his chattel.

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did you mean to say assholes?

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"(1) a substantial risk of death; (2) extreme physical pain; (3) protracted and obvious disfigurement; and (4) protracted loss or impairment of the function of a body part, organ or mental faculty."

Geez, they really enjoyed thinking about that, didn't they.

"What could I do to Wifey that would actually give her a real reason to divorce me? ...On second thought, no, those aren't good enough reasons. Who would make my sammiches?"

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:sniff: All I want is for you to be happy...:sniff sniff:

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“People are stuck in marriages, but in particular children are placed in situations that are not healthy,” Wiggins said. “The marriages are there because they can’t get out of them. A party will hold the other party hostage for child support or just to be vindictive. The only other option is irreconcilable differences.

I was missing something here, because as a Californian I failed to understand why any grounds other than irreconcilable differences would be required for a divorce, CA has no other grounds for divorce, so if MS has that then what's the problem?

Nolo Press to the rescue!

In order to obtain a no-fault divorce, both spouses must agree to divorce on the basis of irreconcilable differences. If one of the spouses does not agree, the spouse seeking the divorce must prove that the other spouse committed one of the “fault” grounds listed above.

And, of course, the whole issue with domestic violence would be that one party is trying to escape it...

Unbelievable.

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See my comment above, quoting from Nolo Press. Apparently in Mississippi no-fault divorce requires both parties to agree.

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I'm a Yankee.

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You can hold anything against me you're Wonker...wait that came out wrong and sounded fresh....you know what I mean.

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Do you have one of those accents that make men sound drunken bigots but make women sound debunare and classy?

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No not many...a few. In fact I've never been a friend that hit a woman. But 3 of my friends showed up at his girlfriends house with hockey sticks because her father hit her...I remember Rob saying "you think you can get your pistol before we come through this screen door? C'mon I dare ya....I DARE YOU! Sandy will stay at my house now. "

We felt pretty chivalrous after we got her stuff that night. Like Arthurian Knights.

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Expert avoidance of the guilt trip. You really are special. Some person is going to be very fortunate when you take yourself off the market.

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