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Incoming Ham's avatar

"If lost or found in an unauthorized area, please detain and return to Bubba Redneckson of Mercer Road. Please see Ms. Rednecksons documentation on file with the District Attorney's office for further information"

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bobbert's avatar

FWIW, I'd suggest just nuking inappropriate comments (ideally with an explanatory email). Vowel-removal seems either playful (are we really serious abut this?), or aimed to call attention to the (non-existent) commenter for shaming. With regard to the latter point, I admit to a life-long bias toward "public praise, private ass-kicking", which may not translate well to the wonderful world of interconnected anonymity.

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Jared James's avatar

And all the unlawful combatant caterpillars on the battlefield.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Release... the <i>cats</i>!!

(May I suggest Bengal tigers in the Missoula CA's office. With votes. Wait, that sounds like a board game.)

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The Quirk's avatar

Being Black While President IS a political agenda, don't you follow the wingnut websites?

As for Misoula, one might well wonder if someone in the DA's office was carrying out their own extracurricular activities. Moonlighting, if you will, or just indulging a hobby. Certainly *I* wouldn't suggest that (in print).

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schmannity's avatar

Didn't he originate the winter drink Hot Dicken's Cider and manage the rollout of Dicken's Cider cans?

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The Quirk's avatar

Nobody's wearing uniforms, for one thing.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Obviously all lies - police statistics clearly show that almost no rapes ever take place in Missoula.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's <strike>what</strike> one of the many things their guns are for.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

International??

Oh, right ... Canada.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Giving them no time for spin control. Wah.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

If she didn't have a written note on her person stating that her father or husband gave her permission to be out, apparently, yes.

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Jared James's avatar

And the catch-all "disturbing the peace." And resisting arrest for disturbing the peace.

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chascates's avatar

And this group of prosecutors no doubt believe they alone luv the Constitution and have the family values. Fucking western militia turds.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

"Boys will be boys" ... I am choking back the bile right now. To say this about a adolsecent male molesting a MOTHERFUCKING FIVE OLD. That's not a boy being a boy, that's a god damn pedophile. But I guess it's OK if the victim is female because I suppose the adult homosexuals are the real danger and males are the real victims.

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malsperanza's avatar

Reporters claiming to follow up on these unfounded allegations will be arrested with the charge of resisting arrest.

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