Missouri House Speaker John Diehl -- Republican, family man, church-goer, and opponent of marriage equality because "tradition" and "the children" -- is very, very sorry y'all found out about his sexxxytime texting with a college freshman and telling her paperback romance novel words like he wants to "leave her quivering" and also looking at pictures of her hot bikini'd bod and such.
The VERY first thing on his website is: "I believe in the principles of personal responsibility". Fuck that guy. Although I suppose he was probably just test driving the intern for one of his sons who must be about the same age. (in respect for the intern, no details are given such as about her age. I wonder if she was over 18 when he was doing all this?)
"I thought I was texting my WIFE! My car broke down! The train had a flat tire! An old friend came in from out of town! I had to wash my hair! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!"
Good John; now take off the shades and give us the big eyes.
My favorite part is that the student referred to him as TLM ("Third Leg Material.") Surely we can figure a meme or two out of that.
EDIT: OK, I'll start:
He doesn't have a third leg to stand on.
Recovering from the scandal, Speaker Diehl set out on the third leg of a speaking tour.
Said Diehl, "My wife has done stooded by me like a third leg."
In defense of the now-cancelled internship program, I have to admit that teaching young ladies and men to fellate jowly, disgusting old blobs is excellent training for their future careers at Fox News.
One for him, one for her. As for me, I embrace my addiction. I just leave the shit out in plain sight.
I've heard the formula is half your age plus seven, so a 49 year old can date someone at least 24.5 + 7 = 31-1/2.
But, awww, pup-EEE
*Always do what I want because I'm better than everybody else and no rules apply to me. ;)
That puppy could burn down my house and I'd still love him!
Sounds like me. Except for the wife part.
Nngghh. Deven Green makes me warm in my swimsuit area.
Sgt. Becker will keep an eye on him.
With a few wars on the side.
5. More Gunz.
bless his heart
I don't know - let's ask the republicans if they'll let us
Lolita Haze.
The VERY first thing on his website is: "I believe in the principles of personal responsibility". Fuck that guy. Although I suppose he was probably just test driving the intern for one of his sons who must be about the same age. (in respect for the intern, no details are given such as about her age. I wonder if she was over 18 when he was doing all this?)
The Speaker was reportedly "filled with the urge to defecate" when news of the affair became public knowledge.
"I thought I was texting my WIFE! My car broke down! The train had a flat tire! An old friend came in from out of town! I had to wash my hair! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!"
Good John; now take off the shades and give us the big eyes.
My favorite part is that the student referred to him as TLM ("Third Leg Material.") Surely we can figure a meme or two out of that.
EDIT: OK, I'll start:
He doesn't have a third leg to stand on.
Recovering from the scandal, Speaker Diehl set out on the third leg of a speaking tour.
Said Diehl, "My wife has done stooded by me like a third leg."
In defense of the now-cancelled internship program, I have to admit that teaching young ladies and men to fellate jowly, disgusting old blobs is excellent training for their future careers at Fox News.