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Cripes!

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I actually respect modest advertising claims like that. It's probably even true, because they hedge the language somewhat.

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Oh yeah. I remember the bee thing came out pretty early one. They are nasty, nasty trash so of course republicans embrace them as saviors. Is anyone in the party not a complete dumpsterfire?

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I remember when I thought cops joined the force to catch bad guys. I was so naive. Its disheartening how often police don't seem to give a shit about catching the real perpetrator of a violent crime and just want to lazily lock up someone nearby.

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lolsob.

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Are those the things that go on the arm of your couch?

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what were the colors of the above mentioned people again?!?

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serial adulterer who was forced to quit because of staggering ethics violations blarps what now?!?

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She turned me into a Newt!

NARRATOR: 'He didn't get better'

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I understand that getting innocent people out of prison is the priority, but I would really like to see "lock up the asshole cops and prosecutors who knowingly convicted innocent people, and literally never let them see the sun again" become a priority, also, too.

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Facts supporting that they're even a tiny bit sorry not in evidence.

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Maybe the McCloskeys can sue the Googles (Oh Pleez, oh pleez)

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(I wish the bees got him-I mean why would you do that?)

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Not being a motorcycle person, one of my big questions is: Will a motorcycle idling at a red light stall out if you don't rev it constantly?

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