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I was talking about TX, not MO.

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That's a pretty awesome move, actually. Slap the dick making the decisions but not anybody else. Draw national attention to the problem by attracting our ever bored and looking for a new thing to report media.

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he musta faced some difficulty in his political life becuz of that name---wait a minute, for the south, it's a feature, not a bug!

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That is an excellent question.

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I have spent many hours watching various Phoenix Wrong videos on YouTube.

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Missouri used to be a state run by reasonably intelligent folks. I know. I'm a Missourian...from Ferguson in fact. Now it's in a race to the bottom-feeding conservative dung-heap. Once the state of Harry Truman, now it's the state of John Ashcroft. Oh and Nixon is a freakin' Democrat. But the only way he could get elected and re-elected was to prove he'd removed more than 50% of his brain. I believe he actually made a campaign ad showing he could drool on command and slide his knuckles across the ground.

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Oh boy...just wait until Breitbart finds out liberals have clairvoyant powers. I can't wait to be labeled a witch (worlock?).

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Sadly it's a case of society regressing back to an even earlier time. MO has no shortage of history to qualify its conservative bona fides. I point to the bit of nastiness with Kansas a while back as an example.

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K A R M A.

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Didn't Ashcroft dress statues in DC when he was AG?

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If When he refuses to take the case, can't the state Bar Association take disciplinary action against him?Also: 'bout damn time someone recalled the responsibilities part of "rights and responsibilities."

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...while voraciously consuming a Pallet of Dicks(TM).

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Huh what? What kind hieroglyphics are these? Are you making fun of me?

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I'm imagining...

"I told you to pick out all of the blue ones! Now my M&Ms are ruined. I want another attorney"

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Try:

-- Defendant filed a bar complaint against his PD because she scolded him for showing up at her house at 10PM to discuss his case.-- Defendant threatened to file a complaint against me because I refused to subpoena every member of the Colville Tribe with a valid drivers license.-- Defendant demanded the removal of her PD because he refused to reimburse her for "travel expenses" and lost wages.

I could go o.

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You're a better person than I...I would commit seppuku, a war crime, or possibly both, if I had to deal with that.

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