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Missouri House Speaker Otis the Drunk?

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I had one that did that too. She trained me to put the roll on so it would not unroll.

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<a href="http:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/4bc4d3c201c7e6b580a8e1417d342775\/tumblr_mslacsLAm71qzpxx1o1_1280.jpg" target="_blank">It worked for Walt!</a>

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He was constipated. He was told that playing with a loaded gun will scare the shit out of you.

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Man, that must be one evil case of hemorrhoids!

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So, I get that the fucker probably had a clip-on holster, and had to take it off to shit.

But, the thing is, a loaded gun weighs a couple of pounds. It's not a cellphone. What I want to know is, what distracted the clown so much that he didn't notice he no longer had the gun dragging on his waistband.

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George Michael? (The singer, not the Bluthe.)

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Don't they have a gun check girl?

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Gunz. Moar gunz. Gunz 11ty! Gunz under the bed. Gunz under the pillow. Toddlers with Gunz. Blind people with Gunz. Gunz is the precious. Gunz everywhere. There is no problem that cannot be solved with MOAR GUNZ.

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Larry Craig?

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