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Kurt Schaefer? Sounds kind of, you know, Germanic, if you know what I mean. (And I think you do.)

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Check your map. We progressive Southernors have 99 problems, but Mizzou ain't one of them. It is as Southern as Kansas.

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I stand by my insult.

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Free speech and liberty for me but not for thee. You have to be on the RIGHT side, don't ya know.

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Si! Just look how that Hispanic outreach is going!

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If you read the fine print on the rethug manifesto "Small Government" really means huge intrusive government used to press the religious and social views of a dwindling portion of society on everyone else. It has to be huge and intrusive, otherwise how can they regulate every lady part in the country. It has to be to make sure that everyone is monitored to make sure they worship Jeebus correctly. It will have to be absolutely YOOGEE to be able to round up every single immigrant in the country and magic them back to not white land where they belong. More importantly it will have to be so massively even YOOOOOOGGGEEEEER and also too be able to completely trample their ever so treasured "States Rights" in order to start pulling this off. I mean if the Fed isn't allowed to do that (Trample states rights that is) what are these poor deranged A Idiots going to do when a liberal hot bed like California says Fuck You to them. I guess only states that worship Republi-Jeebus will get to have states rights, the rest well they will take care of us for our own good because their Jeebus knows whats best for us. Welcome to Iran you totally malformed bags of goat jizz drinking Wingnuts, because THAT IS THE FUCKING COUNTRY YOU ARE ASKING TO BE LIKE!

Wow that turned into a rant. I'll leave my soap box over here.

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So you DO admit that you've seen Schaefer's personal Constitution??? I didn't think so11!1!!! Or... I DID think so?!??!

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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I lived there for 7 hellish years. It's totally that fucked up.

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This is what fascist totalitarianism looks like. Idiot shitheels who see it with in their purview to try to intimidated a graduate student and the school at which she studies. It always seems to come from dimwitted GOP (Grossly Overvalued Pols). slackers.

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Mine is authenticer, it's 24 pt Bold Old Aramaic Times.

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Worse. The opinions are backed by facts and correct.

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It's open season on thesis' if this becomes a trend. If a politician can come in and dictate what you can and cannot study for your PhD then we will have lots of football, phys. ed and undergraduate marketing majors. The way god intended.

Time to call the ACLU.

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Government small enough to fit inside a vagina!

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"who will demand to see if they ever said anything a christopath might find offensive."

Like, "oops, I had a thought again."

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Funny how quickly "preciousness of life" can become "acceptable casualties" in those cases.

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