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bobbert's avatar

Bong Hits For Jesus.

bobbert's avatar

Ooh. I like the cut of your jib.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

It's owned and operated by one of our allies.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Hard to type death threatth when I'm thitting on my handth and biting my tongue but itth really the only way to be good when confronted with thethe idiotth.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I know Schaefer. I miss living in his district by about .1 mile, thank the goddess. I've met him. He is pond scum. I mean negative brain cells. He should not be allowed to reproduce.

sillyclucker's avatar

So his mother's name is ISIS ?

willi0000000's avatar

leave Elizabeth Warren in the Senate! . . . the Senate is perfect for her and she can have a nice long career there . . . most cabinet positions last 2-4 years then out.

although i wouldn't mind seeing her chair the Senate Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs . . . that would put her exactly where she could do the most good.

JAWs's avatar

Oh the pizza was getting cold.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

He/she can kiss my pasty white, gelatinous ass.

willi0000000's avatar

they want to be martyred and then get to complain about it.

[ yeah . . . they could live with that ]

willi0000000's avatar

M-O-O-N that spells fundie.

willi0000000's avatar

it's called Church Law . . . and you don't even have to change the page numbers!

Cismontane's avatar

What Goppers are afraid of? In addition to those, Brown people. Black people, foreigners, Muslims, corruption investigations, political correctness, miscarriages, literacy, schools, science, young people, numbers, the omission of Christmas decorations, the free press, etc, etc, etc.