Let us take a break from our regular snark to give a shout-out to the ladies of Missouri, a handful of whom are winding up a 72-hour demonstration on the steps of the state Capitol building to protest the state’s new abortion restriction bill. The bill, which triples the mandatory waiting period for an abortion from 24 to 72 hours after the initial doctor’s visit, was passed by the Missouri House on Wednesday and now goes to Governor Jay Nixon, who has not decided if he will sign it.
It's only fair because men have to wait 72 hours, watch a video, listen to a human heartbeat and optionally read the stand-your-ground law to buy a gun at Missouri's gun store. Wait! What?
“In making a decision to buy a car, I put research in there to find out what to do.”
So this f*ckwit hangs out at the dealership with skeevy the used car salesdimwit FOR THREE FREAKING DAYS before he will sign the papers on his used Escalade? OK, bqhatevwr, but plz let's not MANDATE that all the pasty old white dudes in MO have to go thru the same torture, cause nanny state, dotchaknow.
"Since Missouri only has one clinic that performs elective abortions (a Planned Parenthood in St. Louis), this will require women to drive up to 300 miles twice in a week, or take a bus if they don’t have a car, or travel once and find a motel to hole up in."
I know that St. Louis is looking for tourists, but this is a bit much.
Any Missouri ladies out there? I would suggest that the proper protest would be giving the menfolk a 72-hour waiting time. For the sexytime of course! Let em get all worked up and all and then tell them, &quot;<i>Well, you know, I really need to give serious thought to whether we should engage in something that will produce future Missourans who have to put up with their dumbass legislators.&quot;</i>
Someone should open an Abortionplex at some hub airport. Fly in, fly out the same day. And get frequent flyer rewards!
Hell, Missouri, that&#039;s not much of a compromise.
It&#039;s only fair because men have to wait 72 hours, watch a video, listen to a human heartbeat and optionally read the stand-your-ground law to buy a gun at Missouri&#039;s gun store. Wait! What?
The Slow Me State.
&ldquo;In making a decision to buy a car, I put research in there to find out what to do.&rdquo;
So this f*ckwit hangs out at the dealership with skeevy the used car salesdimwit FOR THREE FREAKING DAYS before he will sign the papers on his used Escalade? OK, bqhatevwr, but plz let&#039;s not MANDATE that all the pasty old white dudes in MO have to go thru the same torture, cause nanny state, dotchaknow.
Are there any abortion restrictions in Maine?
&quot;Since Missouri only has one clinic that performs elective abortions (a Planned Parenthood in St. Louis), this will require women to drive up to 300 miles twice in a week, or take a bus if they don&rsquo;t have a car, or travel once and find a motel to hole up in.&quot;
I know that St. Louis is looking for tourists, but this is a bit much.
Any Missouri ladies out there? I would suggest that the proper protest would be giving the menfolk a 72-hour waiting time. For the sexytime of course! Let em get all worked up and all and then tell them, &quot;<i>Well, you know, I really need to give serious thought to whether we should engage in something that will produce future Missourans who have to put up with their dumbass legislators.&quot;</i>
The value motel lobbyists are earning their moola this session.