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D G's avatar

I mean, imagine what they're coming home to.....

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SpideySenser's avatar

D'Oh!!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

They aren't men, they are state politicians. That explains everything.

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Captain Kraut's avatar

Me too!

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

I think you may have missed a comma: Republican Rep. Nick, King of Liberty.FIFY.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

God, drove through there in May. They have an amusing back-and-forth via highway billboards. "Lust Leads to Hell", followed by "XXX Adult Bookstore". So glad we drove all the way across that schizoid mess!

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Oh, hell, even that would turn somebody on in Missouri!

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Tony Prost's avatar

codpieces are very comfortable, I hear.

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ibwilliamsi's avatar

Woot!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

After working for several elected officials who were uniformly bad at performing the job duties they were elected for, I've come to the conclusion that the average politician is little more than a four-year-old jumping up and down in the middle of an adult party yelling, "Look at me! Look at me!"

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docterry6973's avatar

Burqas all around!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think I saw ankle bone!

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glennisw's avatar

Christ. Can we elect some adults to office, please?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Can we include checks from the Koch Brothers on that list?

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Laure's avatar

this

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JParkerSD46's avatar

Please let the picture taken five seconds later be of a bus rolling up these two douche-bags.

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