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I mean, imagine what they're coming home to.....

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D'Oh!!!

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They aren't men, they are state politicians. That explains everything.

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Me too!

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I think you may have missed a comma: Republican Rep. Nick, King of Liberty.FIFY.

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God, drove through there in May. They have an amusing back-and-forth via highway billboards. "Lust Leads to Hell", followed by "XXX Adult Bookstore". So glad we drove all the way across that schizoid mess!

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Oh, hell, even that would turn somebody on in Missouri!

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codpieces are very comfortable, I hear.

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Woot!

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After working for several elected officials who were uniformly bad at performing the job duties they were elected for, I've come to the conclusion that the average politician is little more than a four-year-old jumping up and down in the middle of an adult party yelling, "Look at me! Look at me!"

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Burqas all around!

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I think I saw ankle bone!

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Christ. Can we elect some adults to office, please?

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Can we include checks from the Koch Brothers on that list?

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this

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Please let the picture taken five seconds later be of a bus rolling up these two douche-bags.

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