There's one thing Missourians love more than competitive eating, and that's voting for dead people. Remember that one time, in 2000, when they elected that dead governor rather than see that rascal Senator John Ashcroft stay in power? Thank goodness, because otherwise Ashcroft really could have done some damage, to Democracy!
Missouri Town Will Be Run By Dead Mayor
Missouri Town Will Be Run By Dead Mayor
Missouri Town Will Be Run By Dead Mayor
There's one thing Missourians love more than competitive eating, and that's voting for dead people. Remember that one time, in 2000, when they elected that dead governor rather than see that rascal Senator John Ashcroft stay in power? Thank goodness, because otherwise Ashcroft really could have done some damage, to Democracy!