It is an Easter Miracle more improbable than the original: Poop lollipop Jim Hoft has the most-read news website in the vacuum of skepticism known as Missouri. Suffice it to say your Wonkette thought Hoft was once again talking out of his ass when he bragged that his fetid outhouse on the net captured more traffic in the past month than those connected to actual newspapers. However, after
It was Wonkette wot did it! I bet half his traffic is click-throughs from people unable to believe that anyone could really be <em>that</em> stupid.
First Editrix calls Kansas City a &quot;pit,&quot; now you all are picking on the rest of my state? This shall not stand! (Unless she meant KC, Kansas, which IS a pit, and North Arkansas does accurately describe about 75% of the state, but not 100%.)
poor lil wingtards don&#039;t realize that half the traffic to their pitiful little site is people coming to laugh at and mock them and most of the rest is people who were actually looking for Gateway computers
D&#039;awww. You&#039;ve managed to make me feel bad for McCain. I can see him now, trying to raise his little flaps of arms, like a turtle trying to right itself...
It was Wonkette wot did it! I bet half his traffic is click-throughs from people unable to believe that anyone could really be <em>that</em> stupid.
jesus. reading that laura logan crap makes me stabby.
While I do not wish to give this post more credit than it deserves, this did just make me spit coffee onto my screen.
Show Me- because I&#039;m too stupid to figure it out by myself...
the rest of us pronounce it Misery
More like a right fielder. He would love to get his hands on some balls, but never gets any action.
First Editrix calls Kansas City a &quot;pit,&quot; now you all are picking on the rest of my state? This shall not stand! (Unless she meant KC, Kansas, which IS a pit, and North Arkansas does accurately describe about 75% of the state, but not 100%.)
poor lil wingtards don&#039;t realize that half the traffic to their pitiful little site is people coming to laugh at and mock them and most of the rest is people who were actually looking for Gateway computers
D&#039;awww. You&#039;ve managed to make me feel bad for McCain. I can see him now, trying to raise his little flaps of arms, like a turtle trying to right itself...
HEY DOK!!!!
Check it out!!! <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jte..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/build-a-bear-introdu...">http://www.buzzfeed.com/jte...
John McCain Sex Tape.
Thanks for that...
Jerk.
Really? You don&#039;t find our editrix hot? How rude.
But seriously, I think masturbating to political blogs is mostly a tea party thing...
Try Ask Jeeves.
Google is demonstrably commusociafascist.
Missouri: the state where IQ goes to die.
Alright, that&#039;s it. I am never having sex again. Thank You.
Being from the Rocky Mountain West, it&#039;s OUR country you east coast liebrul elitist!