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SullivanSt's avatar

It was Wonkette wot did it! I bet half his traffic is click-throughs from people unable to believe that anyone could really be <em>that</em> stupid.

fuflans's avatar

jesus. reading that laura logan crap makes me stabby.

Shypixel's avatar

While I do not wish to give this post more credit than it deserves, this did just make me spit coffee onto my screen.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Show Me- because I'm too stupid to figure it out by myself...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the rest of us pronounce it Misery

Shypixel's avatar

More like a right fielder. He would love to get his hands on some balls, but never gets any action.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

First Editrix calls Kansas City a "pit," now you all are picking on the rest of my state? This shall not stand! (Unless she meant KC, Kansas, which IS a pit, and North Arkansas does accurately describe about 75% of the state, but not 100%.)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

poor lil wingtards don't realize that half the traffic to their pitiful little site is people coming to laugh at and mock them and most of the rest is people who were actually looking for Gateway computers

Shypixel's avatar

D'awww. You've managed to make me feel bad for McCain. I can see him now, trying to raise his little flaps of arms, like a turtle trying to right itself...

Joshua Norton's avatar

HEY DOK!!!!

Check it out!!! <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jte..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/build-a-bear-introdu...">http://www.buzzfeed.com/jte...

Shypixel's avatar

John McCain Sex Tape.

Thanks for that...

Jerk.

Shypixel's avatar

Really? You don't find our editrix hot? How rude.

But seriously, I think masturbating to political blogs is mostly a tea party thing...

Shypixel's avatar

Try Ask Jeeves.

Google is demonstrably commusociafascist.

PsycWench's avatar

Missouri: the state where IQ goes to die.

Shypixel's avatar

Alright, that's it. I am never having sex again. Thank You.

Shypixel's avatar

Being from the Rocky Mountain West, it's OUR country you east coast liebrul elitist!