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Ah, there's still something to be said for Eric the Shitweasel taking it in the shorts. It'd be a fucking miracle if the HEAVILY gerrymandered VA-7 went D.

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I hope that this success doesn't spoil Brat.

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He hardly knows 'er.

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Now who will try to put ipecac in Boehner's gin?

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Godamnit I went over and listened to Cantor tell Chris Wallace, in his most condescending tone, that, "First of all, Chris, government doesn't create jobs, the private sector does." And Wallace didn't even have the balls to ask him, "So, teachers and soldiers and cops and sewage treatment plant operators and air traffic controllers--they don't have jobs? Are they volunteers?"

Everything I ever heard Cantor say made me mad. I should have known better. Please let him disappear into the lobby-sphere of K Street, rather than turn up on Fox.

And all hail that temple of legislative sagacity yclept the Virginia legislature for passing a sore-loser law which prohibits a primary loser from running as an independent. They should call it the Lieberman Law.

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It's been a while since we've had a really good Wonkette Blingee. I'm glad Cantor is the deserving recipient.

It is probably not the last we'll hear of this poopminstrel, though. I'm sure Faux has some ideas of where he might fit into their cavalcade of derp.

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They went for the brat over the bitch face.

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alt-caption to "Related Video" above:

Eric Cantor (R-unemployed) shown, refuting politically correct theory of gravity.

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Only one poll with data made public before the election. No wealth of historical data.

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With a pension that's better than anything I'll ever be able to obtain.

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