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fuflans's avatar

a lot of the new left media (crooked media, mediastouch) have easy ways to help in a LOT of races (esp down ballot). vote save america has been particularly helpful (also tons of volunteer opportunities)

leemoder's avatar

Is "Butt Armpit" one of the Many Names of David Ryder?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

whatever happened to the party planner who became HUD something or other? it's so hard to remember details of the chaos.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Spin Herschel Walker around and ask him how many kids he has.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Well hold on now. What kind of self-mutilation are we talking about? Some light cutting or amputating a limb? I think there’s room for negotiation here.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Polls have been shit for several years now. They use outdated models that underestimate negative partisanship, that is, people who vote mainly to keep the other side out of power.

I predict that’s going to be a huge factor this year.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Which begs the question, if she was so crazy, why did Mr. “I only hire the best people” appoint her and keep her on for the full four years.

Don’t get me wrong, Chao is every bit as corrupt and evil as her husband is, but corruption was never a deal breaker for Trump before. In fact, it’s been a requirement.

Anzu's avatar

If I was personally forced into that situation, I would at least be able to talk ball with Walker, but I'm a Georgia fan.

I would ignore McTurtle, and mention to Oz that the only episode I remember was the one where he demonstrated how poop moves from the colon.

Anzu's avatar

Unfortunately, CTE can only be definitively diagnosed during an autopsy.

Anzu's avatar

With Walker's break from reality slowly becoming more apparent, I would spread it around more strategically for sure.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I'm trying to see a downside

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Yertle lashed himself to Shitler voluntarily and of his own free will—allegedly!—along with Graham, Cruz, McCarthy, and the rest; they can all go down with the POS too.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CAVES