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I see dead people.

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a lot of the new left media (crooked media, mediastouch) have easy ways to help in a LOT of races (esp down ballot). vote save america has been particularly helpful (also tons of volunteer opportunities)

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Is "Butt Armpit" one of the Many Names of David Ryder?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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whatever happened to the party planner who became HUD something or other? it's so hard to remember details of the chaos.

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Spin Herschel Walker around and ask him how many kids he has.

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Well hold on now. What kind of self-mutilation are we talking about? Some light cutting or amputating a limb? I think there’s room for negotiation here.

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Polls have been shit for several years now. They use outdated models that underestimate negative partisanship, that is, people who vote mainly to keep the other side out of power.

I predict that’s going to be a huge factor this year.

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Which begs the question, if she was so crazy, why did Mr. “I only hire the best people” appoint her and keep her on for the full four years.

Don’t get me wrong, Chao is every bit as corrupt and evil as her husband is, but corruption was never a deal breaker for Trump before. In fact, it’s been a requirement.

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If I was personally forced into that situation, I would at least be able to talk ball with Walker, but I'm a Georgia fan.

I would ignore McTurtle, and mention to Oz that the only episode I remember was the one where he demonstrated how poop moves from the colon.

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Unfortunately, CTE can only be definitively diagnosed during an autopsy.

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With Walker's break from reality slowly becoming more apparent, I would spread it around more strategically for sure.

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I'm trying to see a downside

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Rock Hardcheese.

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Yertle lashed himself to Shitler voluntarily and of his own free will—allegedly!—along with Graham, Cruz, McCarthy, and the rest; they can all go down with the POS too.

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OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CAVES

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