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"Up to half" == somewhere between zero and one-half.

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I think he really believes that shit!

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The entirety of him is equally wrong. Don't blame the poor finger!

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At this point it's tempting to have Bamz simply sit back and allow all their stupid legislation to become law, then have him say

"See? THIS is the stupid shit you fucking fools voted for! Enjoy your misery, morons!"

Sadly though, those idiots would still find a way to blame it all on him for not protecting them from their own dumb choices...

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wax on

whacks off

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This is the song that never ends...

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Sort of like what they do with abortion to keep the fundies lathered up?

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Pffft...these guys.

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I signed up for Obamacare yesterday. Mitch McConnell and the other Death Panel Republicans are literally trying to kill me.

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Except that the Repugnant-cans would immediately start screaming that Obama was the one who repealed the law, kicked the kids off plans, etc. And the D's would be reduced, as usual, to saying, "Huh-uh! We did not!" like the group of spoiled 5-year-olds they legislate like.

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Not to mention that the poorest county in the nation is right here in Kentucky. Kids there get backpacks of food donated to them to take home on the weekends because they otherwise don't get fed at all from Friday lunch until Monday breakfast. Of course, all their parents voted for Mitch and all the other Repugnicants, but that's because they are too illiterate to understand which party actually wants them to starve to death.

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The ability of the GOP to get lower-middle-class people without much education to vote against their interests never ceases to amaze me.

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Republicans trying to repeal the ACA reminds me of Homer trying to eat chips around Santa's Little Helper's puppies... <a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.p..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7e...">https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...

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Not that the new McConnell led Senate is actually going to get anything useful done anyway, but I'd kind of like to Cruz attempt a coup du derp. It could provide months of amusement and endless blog posts for the Wonketteriat.

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