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you know just when i think i need to stop schadenfreude-ing and get on with life in bamz' second term, mr fuflans stumbles on something (long) like this and i get sucked right back in:

<a href="http:\/\/nymag.com\/news\/features\/republican-caribbean-cruise-2012-12\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://nymag.com/news/features/republican-caribbe...">http://nymag.com/news/featu...

and then i feel joyous all over again.

(CAUTION: PICTURES NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART)

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Way to go, Mitch! If we defund Smokey's hot air balloon for a hundred thousand years, we'll save enough to buy an extra B2 bomber. That's how the math works, you turtlefaced old fuckwit.

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You may have something there - Republicans do listen to me - but no way am I wearing that stupid hat.

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He's barely got enough neurons for singular sclerosis.

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And then there's the T-birds and the Golden Knights.

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Helping dicks operate more smoothly? That would be Orrin Hatch.

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Smokey just needs a gun turret.

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To say nothing of that bitch's shoe budget.

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Mostly on the Senate floor...

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He made more sense when he was filibustering his own bills.

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I did some reading at Wikipedia on this asshole. Life long politician. Never had a real job and he's a chicken hawk with fake MS.

“McConnell enlisted in the 100th Division (Training), U.S. Army Reserve, in Louisville, Kentucky, during his final semester of law school. He did six months active service at Fort Knox, thereafter serving the active reserve.[7] He received an early discharge for optic neuritis, which is a common manifestation of multiple sclerosis.[8] However, it is unknown if he has multiple sclerosis.”

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Listening to McConnell talk just makes me grizzly.

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Since his number one agenda was seeing to it that Obama was not reelected, It is thrilling to think what constructive goal is agenda number two.

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Hey, it's not like a lot more money is being spent on military sponsorship of <a href="http:\/\/aol.sportingnews.com\/nascar\/story\/2012-07-18\/nascar-military-sponsorships-congress-bill-us-army-national-guard-ryan-newman" target="_blank">"motorsports", fishing and mixed martial arts</a>...

Oh, wait.

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Why so persistent with "the" between "Smokey" and "Bear", Editrix? Is it some kind of droll just-folks humor?

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What a downer.

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