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Weißwurst Supreme's avatar

Are you... are you SURE you want your corpse to be violated by a turtle-looking man from Kentucky?

Because that is what will happen, you know.

SeeTrain65's avatar

Your mouth, His ears. And our votes.

Wookie Monster's avatar

He's got to convince Florida voters that he actually wants to keep his job now.

Weißwurst Supreme's avatar

Yeah, that's... not actually where it comes from... Art. 1 Sect. 1 says (in its entirety) "All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives."

Cloture comes from Rule 22 of the Senate and was adopted in 1919.

Weißwurst Supreme's avatar

Well, see, they were ok with it until the NRA noticed and sent out a memo that said "no way, no how". So that put the kibosh on that.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Better friend to children than the gun-fondlers could ever hope to be.

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

There was a story in the local news this morning about a guy here in Austin that was arrested for beating a turtle to death with a hammer. No one could say why he did it. Now I know.

With votes. Do I have to say with votes for that one?

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

I think you forgot rock salt.

...and Pearl Lite. That shit is awful.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Anyone know what percentage it took to get that disaster even on the ballot? It couldn't have been more than whatever "just enough" was.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Because over 60% of the time it's 'holi-'day.

sosuume's avatar

Don't forget the House and SCOTUS. They are drowning government in a bathtub so corporations can take over in full.

Iam Reading's avatar

Sorry Dok, didn't read. It involves the Senator Turtle, so it is likely chock full of smug republican dickbaggery. Thanks for the effort, I just can't read anymore about this obstructive putrid turd this week.

Iam Reading's avatar

In a meat grinder bed. With votes.