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That is one multi-talented pupper!

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"[James M.] Buchanan’s “The Samaritan’s Dilemma” implies that Jesus has missed the real lesson of his own parable.... He proposes a two-player game in which a “Samaritan” is pitted against a “potential parasite.” The Samaritan’s choices in this game are to help or not help; the parasite’s options are to work or not work....Buchanan is concerned with the psychic discomfort of the Samaritan who “may find himself seriously injured by the necessity of watching the parasite starve himself while refusing to work.” The battered man by the side of the road that Buchanan conjures with his title functions in the game not as the victim of malign forces beyond his control, but rather as a predator, out to exploit the gullible Samaritan’s weakness for assuaging the pain of others. As long as the parasite—the predator—can count on that weakness in his prey, he can “win” the game; that is, he can shirk work and yet strategically manipulate his victim into repeatedly extending aid. The hypothesis, Buchanan asserts, is that “modern man has become incapable of making the choices that are required to prevent his exploitation by predators of his own species.”

-- From "Kochonomics: The Racist Roots of Public Choice Theory", a review of Nancy Maclean's essential book, Democracy in Chains.

Throw in a little Rand-esque Objectivism, and you got a stew Baby!

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What? What about it? Can't you see I'm busy? Today's the day I get to whitewash this fence! Man, not many people get to whitewash a fence! I bet you don't know anybody who's had that opportunity, huh? This one's mine, though, so you go worry about your briar patches somewhere else, Brer Frank.

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If the virus only affected the FarQ I'd be pissed if they started vaccinating themselves. But it's indiscriminate, so I'm glad if they do that.

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https://media1.giphy.com/me...Dang it.You had to let the cat out of the bag.

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Due north of Atlanta, there's a dot in Tennessee. That's Dollywood. There's a waterpark there, too, and a ship ton of tourist traps.Dolly Parton contributed $1M to vaccine research, and has been advocating the vax, but only a third of Sevier County has been vaccinated.

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My tot thought that keys went into electrical outlets, so maybe we....wait, that's a great idea.

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Ewww. Her whole bra strap is hanging out. On camera.

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)) Shudder ((

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Is it illegal?Hey, I'm not a lawyer and people pee and poo and flush and fry onions while on the phone.

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Seriously though -- this is yet another reason why littering with plastic bags is bad.

I'm a little pissed because a supermarket I shop at says if you want to use your own bags, you have to pack them yourself. I know they want to be safe, but the science behind that seems dubious. And if I want to pack my own bags, I'll go to Aldi where the prices are lots lower.

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Head. Exploded. Ouch.

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I think he'd be 84 by the time the next election comes up. Natural causes or retirement are more likely than losing.

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While touching breathed upon objects has only a tiny chance of infecting the packer, cotton can absorb and protect a large viral load for a long time and reusable bags are often enough cotton. Also, a tiny chance taken hundreds of times a day week in week out by packing the entire town's groceries is still a large chance.

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"Now, if McConnell starts telling Kentuckians our deepest secret, which is that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton secretly co-author every word of Tucker Carlson's scripts, we'll be destroyed forever."

Barack and Hillary are doing that?

Gadzooks, they are even more cunning than I thought. What a perfect counterfeit of smug imbecility.

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No. He said he knew this act would lose the Dems the South. LBJ was a realist, which made his actions all the more courageous. If you think you are correct, please provide a citation.

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