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Both have saggy jowls.

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I keep hoping Trump's "victory" might lead more people to register to vote, particularly those who get screwed out of basic health care.

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It would suck for Americans to have better health care, while the 400 richest families have to continue to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in oppressive taxes. They already suffer the indignity of paying 12% of their income in taxes. Who will speak for the billionaires, the last truly oppressed minority?

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"Knicks" is short for "Knickerbocker" and indeed that was their official name originally, and may still be.

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I am compelled to listen to some sweet Joni Mitchell, on this news that evil Republicans can't get their murder on.

No, wait, I'm going to be even more optimistic and crack open the Richie Havens. Enjoy, loves.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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A vote gun.

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I guess it's tough when you have to chose between being excessively cruel, and gaining votes in the House, thereby losing votes in your district, or being compassionate and rational and losing all of those fat campaign donations. What to do? What to do?

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I understand the OMB's statement about the 100s of billions of dollars that will be saved. Supposedly. What I fail to understand is how this will be possible if the tax reform bill passes and there will be tens of billions of dollars not collected from the oligarchy.

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GOPigs hate poor sick Americans.

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his words just flow like poetry, don't they?

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Justification burn! πŸ’£πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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So why don't they just come right out and say "Fuck you, Jesus!"

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They need the poor sick ignorant imbeciles to vote for them.

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That's why it always bugged me about Dems talking "bipartisanship" and "I can reach across the aisle". So they'd reach across the aisle, and come back with a bloody stump. They want your vote but not your stupid libtard ideas.

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naw, that's supper time. 5:30 is bed time. at least according to my 84 year old, trump loving boss.

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