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Traffic Stop Slavery doesn't even make the list anymore?!

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I don't see Jeezuss anywhere in that there list. You some kind of commie muslin?

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Has Mitch learned how to handle a rifle yet?

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one of those weird senatorial rules that Reid uses fairly often

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Yeah, I'm doing great. The elliptical machine still sends my pulse rate sky high but everything else at PT is starting to get easy enough I might actually ask them to ramp it up. All the intentional holes the hospital put in me are long since healed over, it's just the unintentional one they ignores for a month left and that's repairing rapidly now I have someone who actually knows what they're doing looking at it.

I thank all that is good for Bamzcare, the mandatory out of pocket cap has kept us out of the poorhouse for sure.

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Funny thing. "Small government" is what Kissing Representative Vance McAllister calls his penis.

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i swear with you my friend, colleague, captain.

revenge the slandered. revenge the fallen.

(i can kill you with my brain.)

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They have not given up on women voters. They have done a lot of unskewed polling and are confident that women voters will vote whatever way their husbands tell them to. Or fathers, if they are unlucky enough to be unmarried.

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Chick-Fil-A liebuls!

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"War on Coal"???

Tell it to the skies of Northwest New Mexico - which are the color of coal, but should be brilliant blue.

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Stuff that actually is involved in running the government?

Nah, that stuff doesn't produce the angstlust he depends on to get votes.

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Bullets are like Mom and Pop corporations.

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"<i>Only</i> there? Mister McConnell, I am afraid I don't fully share your opinion on what issues matter most. You will call me immediately!"

--David Koch in a voicemail to TeamMitch

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What about the War on Christmas? or the War on Drugs? Or the war on whoever the fuck our chldren are fighting in A'stan?

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Where is restoring the filibuster rules, the change from which have led to tyranny, loss of life, and the end of democracy as we know it?

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