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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>He will drink their blood</i>

"...Mitch, though you are a huge dick, you are no Dick Cheney..."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I knew holding your gun sideways is "gangsta style." What I didn't know is there is also a "Turtle Style"

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>In fact, like his Democratic challenger Alison Lundergan Grimes, he hearts the ladies, even though he opposed the Violence Against Women Act (but pretended he did not oppose it, so he should get half credit, right?), </i>

Kinda like how sometimes <i> no</i> means <i>yes</i>, amirite, bros?

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chascates's avatar

Don't be fooled by his bug eyes or lack of a chin, he's just like Genghis Khan.

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chascates's avatar

The Hulk?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Turtles got guns now?

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diogenez's avatar

Elmer Fudd looks more realistic with a gun.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Paul Ryan?

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