Once upon a time, Republicans looooooooved the Tea Party. No, it's true. The Tea Party was this great "independent" uprising of really Republican Republicans who were SO mad that they'd been Taxed Enough Already (translation: super pissed there was a black guy squatting in the White House), and Republicans would ride the wave of tinfoil-hatted fury all the way to their "
<i>In fact, like his Democratic challenger Alison Lundergan Grimes, he hearts the ladies, even though he opposed the Violence Against Women Act (but pretended he did not oppose it, so he should get half credit, right?), </i>
Kinda like how sometimes <i> no</i> means <i>yes</i>, amirite, bros?
<i>He will drink their blood</i>
&quot;...Mitch, though you are a huge dick, you are no Dick Cheney...&quot;
I knew holding your gun sideways is &quot;gangsta style.&quot; What I didn&#039;t know is there is also a &quot;Turtle Style&quot;
<i>In fact, like his Democratic challenger Alison Lundergan Grimes, he hearts the ladies, even though he opposed the Violence Against Women Act (but pretended he did not oppose it, so he should get half credit, right?), </i>
Kinda like how sometimes <i> no</i> means <i>yes</i>, amirite, bros?
Don&#039;t be fooled by his bug eyes or lack of a chin, he&#039;s just like Genghis Khan.
The Hulk?
Turtles got guns now?
Elmer Fudd looks more realistic with a gun.
Paul Ryan?