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I the guys defense, turtles really stink to high heaven if you don't clean their tanks regularly...

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Is McConnell wearing his spare hairpiece in that photo? I don't recall his hair looking that bad.

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"Being selected to lead his campaign is one of the great honors of my life and I look forward to victory in November of 2014.”

At least he's got a sense of humor. The <i>faux</i>rage about being bugged is also indicative of a Kinsley gaffe, if not a strategic leak.

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...why do I have the sudden urge to watch Myrtle the Turtle?

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That's a piece Rand's wearing? Looks more like an elaborate comb-forward

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Tweetie's already <a href="http:\/\/livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com\/entry\/chris-matthews-rand-paul-will-be-2016-gop" target="_blank">ordained </a>it.

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needs moar turtle wax

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Grandpa's recliner smell

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Is that why he has 'Dear Leader' bouffant hair?

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And his face isn't helping with that "likeable" image problem.

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