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Shypixel's avatar

I the guys defense, turtles really stink to high heaven if you don't clean their tanks regularly...

PubOption's avatar

Is McConnell wearing his spare hairpiece in that photo? I don't recall his hair looking that bad.

Lot_49's avatar

"Being selected to lead his campaign is one of the great honors of my life and I look forward to victory in November of 2014.”

At least he's got a sense of humor. The <i>faux</i>rage about being bugged is also indicative of a Kinsley gaffe, if not a strategic leak.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...why do I have the sudden urge to watch Myrtle the Turtle?

Lot_49's avatar

That's a piece Rand's wearing? Looks more like an elaborate comb-forward

Lot_49's avatar

Tweetie's already <a href="http:\/\/livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com\/entry\/chris-matthews-rand-paul-will-be-2016-gop" target="_blank">ordained </a>it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Grandpa's recliner smell

PubOption's avatar

Is that why he has 'Dear Leader' bouffant hair?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And his face isn't helping with that "likeable" image problem.