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It's nice to see. But he might still manage to avoid witnesses being called, and if there's a dirty trick he won't try, short of kidnapping people's old mothers and suspending then over a tank of boiling oatmeal to make them vote the right way (still illegal in Trump's America, I believe, until next year) I don't know what that vile reprehensible technique might be.

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It was purty.

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What is the natural enemy/predator of a turtle? A shell buster if you will.I'm thinking that its high time we put some fear into Moscow Mitch who seems to wander freely without having to worry about his own safety or well being and especially his political future.

I hear that there is a group dedicated to ridding us of this menace come November and his acolytes.May they dwell in sunlight and bask in honor.

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If I ever get arrested. I want these GOP guys on MY team:Their guys:: "Your honor, we have overwhelming proof of the defendant's guilt!"My guys: "Your honor, we need to move on."Hizzoner: "Let's move on!"

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Reluctant upvote...

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Existing condition, claim *denied*.

(I detest the term preexisting.)

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Can't resist, even if things go down to smoking ruin later.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Google says it was released in either 1955 or '56.

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Needs to talk to that surgeon.

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Whatever works.

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That tweet of Guliani was FAUCKING BEYOUTEAFULL.

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Perhaps rearranging the fainting couches in the boudoir will help?

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*what they do for a living and their qualifications for that job

Hell, a nonzero number of the senators themselves are there because of nepotism (lookin' at you Rand Poodle-head Paul). I also want them to ask about the Trump grifting offspring that are so corrupt and unqualified that any talk of Hunter Biden is just ridiculous in comparison

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I've been working on building my ass for years.

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On the other hand, integrity might be a nice quality in our politicians.

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[keeps pushing upvote button but it just keeps flashing off and on and off and . . . ]

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