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Keith Taylor's avatar

It's nice to see. But he might still manage to avoid witnesses being called, and if there's a dirty trick he won't try, short of kidnapping people's old mothers and suspending then over a tank of boiling oatmeal to make them vote the right way (still illegal in Trump's America, I believe, until next year) I don't know what that vile reprehensible technique might be.

Leftflank's avatar

What is the natural enemy/predator of a turtle? A shell buster if you will.I'm thinking that its high time we put some fear into Moscow Mitch who seems to wander freely without having to worry about his own safety or well being and especially his political future.

I hear that there is a group dedicated to ridding us of this menace come November and his acolytes.May they dwell in sunlight and bask in honor.

mailman27's avatar

If I ever get arrested. I want these GOP guys on MY team:Their guys:: "Your honor, we have overwhelming proof of the defendant's guilt!"My guys: "Your honor, we need to move on."Hizzoner: "Let's move on!"

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Existing condition, claim *denied*.

(I detest the term preexisting.)

Kyu's avatar

Can't resist, even if things go down to smoking ruin later.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Smibo's avatar

Google says it was released in either 1955 or '56.

Querolous's avatar

Needs to talk to that surgeon.

doug r's avatar

That tweet of Guliani was FAUCKING BEYOUTEAFULL.

Querolous's avatar

Perhaps rearranging the fainting couches in the boudoir will help?

insert_something_creative's avatar

*what they do for a living and their qualifications for that job

Hell, a nonzero number of the senators themselves are there because of nepotism (lookin' at you Rand Poodle-head Paul). I also want them to ask about the Trump grifting offspring that are so corrupt and unqualified that any talk of Hunter Biden is just ridiculous in comparison

doug r's avatar

I've been working on building my ass for years.

ontheotherhand's avatar

On the other hand, integrity might be a nice quality in our politicians.

ontheotherhand's avatar

[keeps pushing upvote button but it just keeps flashing off and on and off and . . . ]