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bobbert's avatar

I read that as lighting Newt's sarong on fire, and I'm defs in.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Or, alternatively, they send everyone to the FEMA camps who won't vote the way President Rafalcney wants them to - and the gridlock problem is solved.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

But Mittens didn't want to be president. Tagg said so. Or has Egg persuaded him it's his duty to go on Fox and blather about how an alternate world would be just peachy? If I gave a damn what any of that family says or does, I'd be confused.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The schaden, it freudes itself.

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PubOption's avatar

Is there anything left in Detroit for him to sell off?

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PsycWench's avatar

not Sarah Palin? There's a personality that fell off the map.Perhaps the Romneys could follow suit.

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PsycWench's avatar

He could show them the entry for "bipartisan" in the dictionary so they could see that it doesn't mean "doing what the Republicans want to do".

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PsycWench's avatar

Dick Cheney provided her with a referral.

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PsycWench's avatar

Fox News =The Butthurt Channel.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

How could you ungrateful moochers not vote for this man?!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Romney went on to explain that the benefit of speaking to a friendly private audience is that you can say what you think without the fear of a backlash resulting from a critical analysis of your words.

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WA Bishop's avatar

America got what it deserved.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hmmmmm. No sir. I still don't like Mitt and the Egg.

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