There's an exciting new website all about what a dick Mitt Romney has been to various people, and it's all boring except for one page dedicated to Mitt's many brushes with the Law. Also, it turns out that cornball talk is just an act and he says "fuck" like everybody else. In a weird way, Romney's arrests sort of make us like him a little bit more, but in other ways they just reinforce that he's a rich douchesack.
Thats what Mitts "magic underwear" does.