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ValiumNation's avatar

Glowingly reported in the most favourable of terms by the likes of Jim Kramer at CNN Money and the rest of those carnival barkers..

TundraGrifter's avatar

In (r)Money's case, I'm predicting his next major failure will be in the public sector.

I'm guessing early November. 2012.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's what happens when you let your liver get out of shape. You need to start exercising it regularly.

chascates's avatar

He can afford meth now that the new boss kept him on.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“You will [fail],” Romney assured him. “It’s the nature of the private sector.”</i>

And that's why our health care and the insurance we depend on should be kept in the private sector so it can fail us.

ValiumNation's avatar

Mitt is just waiting to bottle and sell your tears of rage and frustration.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you have them supersize the McBourbon, you'll get there quicker.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>The man said he was a businessman too, with the only difference being that Romney talks about having failed, and “I haven’t failed yet.” “You will,” Romney assured him. “It’s the nature of the private sector.”</i>

A capitalist dick measuring contest means seeing who can be the bigger dick.

chascates's avatar

"I don't know many actual citizens but I do know the rulers of many other countries."