Mitt Romney Blames Great Recession On Losers Like You Who ‘Attacked Success’ (Video)

Mitt Romney, what caused the recession? Was it the banks? It was the banks, right? OF COURSE NOT, DON'T BE RIDICULOSE. No, it is losers who aren't rich, attacking rich people with their class warfare for wondering why rich people pay taxes at half the rate everyone else does! You don't even have to watch the video to hear the curl of his lip as he instructs you and your fellow plebeians. But you should watch the video, because it is funny. "When you attack success you have less of it," he lectures, "and that's what we've seen in our economy over the last few years."

Shhhh, Mitt Romney. Just shhh. Try this: Don't insult the middle class. Don't insult our allies. Don't insult ponchos. Don't insult baked goods. Don't insult your wife. 

[ CNN ]