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Chris Grrr's avatar

It's a good thing that whole "downticket effect" is imaginary, because a lot of other GOPers who ran for office could be a bit miffed that the guy at the top of the ticket was so reluctant to, uh, lead.

diogenez's avatar

I bet Ann wanted Mitt to be President. Really bad.

PubOption's avatar

Crapaud (pronounced 'crapo'), is French for toad. Did his name get mis-spelled somewhere in history?

PubOption's avatar

Are Mormons allowed cigarette boats?

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

<i>Obama beat Romney by an astonishing 81 to 18 percent margin on the question of which candidate “cares about people like me".</i>

Cyborg Mittens don`t care...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"I didn't want to win, anyway"

Spoken by losers since time immemorial

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>And what’s this about finding someone to take his place? There were nine candidates at the Orlando debate</i>

In all fairness, even Mittens appreciated what an utter disaster any of those clowns would have been