This marks the week of Reclaiming Mitt Romney, in which he gives out lots and lots of interviews to show how beneath the cold, awkward, moderately inhuman exterior, he is a cold, awkward, moderately inhuman person who is competent enough to run the most powerful nation in the world despite having no idea what 98.7% of Americans do day to day besides get sunburned at his rallies and wash his cars. To that end, Mitt Romney has decided to give the
Believing in things that are utter bullshit is a job requirement, if you're seeking a Republican nomination. This is a guy who even buys into the Ryan budget.
That's what I get for not reading the linked article... (though, it was presented as a 6 page article about Romney, so one might excuse me for that...)
Conservatards don't even realize that being a entitled dickhead is not, in fact, a good thing.
When will we see the type of hard hitting investigative journalism that will put to rest the persistent rumor that Rmoney eats small children raw?
Believing in things that are utter bullshit is a job requirement, if you're seeking a Republican nomination. This is a guy who even buys into the Ryan budget.
<i>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m reading sort of a fun one right now.&quot; </i>
He only reads balance sheets, and only cares about the bottom line, so I&#039;m guessing it was his Swiss Bank Account statement.
<i>&quot;she often thinks it is the Depression, thanks to the Alzheimer&#039;s&quot;.</i>
Your grandma will be pleased to hear that it ain&#039;t the Alzheimer&#039;s.
You didn&#039;t have a manservant helping out.
Probably 50 Shades.
Oh, dammit.
Willard eschews corn dogs....
See, he makes up plausible-sounding (?) stories to tell himself to buttress his need to feel in control. I.e., bullshit artist.
My Pet Goat?
Whatever&#039;s in front of him.
Mitt&#039;s dog-whistling; &quot;I don&#039;t eat buttered bottoms!&quot;
Too much protest?
Well, I do think he could be a Dapper Dan man, with that hair. But really, way to spoil my enjoyment of my favorite movies.
That&#039;s what I get for not reading the linked article... (though, it was presented as a 6 page article about Romney, so one might excuse me for that...)
Pictures or GTFO.