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Conservatards don't even realize that being a entitled dickhead is not, in fact, a good thing.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

When will we see the type of hard hitting investigative journalism that will put to rest the persistent rumor that Rmoney eats small children raw?

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Believing in things that are utter bullshit is a job requirement, if you're seeking a Republican nomination. This is a guy who even buys into the Ryan budget.

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<i>“I’m reading sort of a fun one right now." </i>

He only reads balance sheets, and only cares about the bottom line, so I'm guessing it was his Swiss Bank Account statement.

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<i>"she often thinks it is the Depression, thanks to the Alzheimer's".</i>

Your grandma will be pleased to hear that it ain't the Alzheimer's.

bobbert's avatar

Probably 50 Shades.

diogenez's avatar

Willard eschews corn dogs....

Bezoar's avatar

See, he makes up plausible-sounding (?) stories to tell himself to buttress his need to feel in control. I.e., bullshit artist.

Bezoar's avatar

Whatever's in front of him.

Bezoar's avatar

Mitt's dog-whistling; "I don't eat buttered bottoms!"

Too much protest?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, I do think he could be a Dapper Dan man, with that hair. But really, way to spoil my enjoyment of my favorite movies.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

That's what I get for not reading the linked article... (though, it was presented as a 6 page article about Romney, so one might excuse me for that...)