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Amber waves of parched corn. No need to change the color.

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OT but mr fuflans' first call for barry today got a convicted felon (for assaulting a cop).

mr fuflans reminded him that he can still volunteer to intimidate romney supporters at the polling place of his choice.

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I'm waiting for Willard to cut Mr. Meat's hair!

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That does it. I'm burning all of my Meatloaf recordings. Wait, that's right, I don't have any.

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hoo boy i needed that.

i am making calls to iowa and (even though i'm using my best sweet blond girl voice when praising bamz), farmer's keep hanging up on me.

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Well, that would be helpful, certainly.

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I imagine that dogs everywhere hate him. Passionately.

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every time mittens pulls out a 'celebrity' i'm reminded that when you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas.

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Mitt outsourced his singing with as much success as he outsourced his foreign policy.

Meatloaf thinks Mitt will appoint him Secretary of Rockin' Out. So sad.

Mitt is already rolling back noise pollution regulations. Now I have to gouge my ears out.

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was that popcorn popping in the background or the sound of someone's very last nerve frying?

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Well, there is Bat out of Heck.

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On the bright side, Romney in the White House a few years and America won't be beautiful anymore. So no more song for Meatloaf to ruin.

Spacious skies = coal darkened skies Amber waves of grain = Emerald waves of subsidized corn Purple mountains = Permanent Winter Olympics Fruited plains = Heterosexuals-only plains. Crown thy good with brotherhood = every man for himself

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Let's imagine what would happen if Obama had laughed while someone sang "America The Beautiful" like that at his rally...

"This is yet more evidence of Obama's disdain for America, her history and her sacred values." -- AOTK.

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Because Ms Dunham was alluding to a young woman making a choice about her sex life. Repubicans HATE HATE HATE that women have sex without prior government authorization.

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Two out of three ain't bad.

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