The rather thorough thumping Mitt Romney got in the South Carolina primary Saturday finally convinced our ever petulant office seeker to release his latest tax returns for the consumption of a barbarous public. After getting his spot blown up by Newt Gingrich, of all insufferable monsters, Mitt appears to have realized that stammering with indignation every time the subject of his colossal wealth came up was perhaps the worst electoral strategy ever conceived. Live and learn, we guess! But seriously, can he just have the keys to the White House already? He is beginning to find this all rather bothersome!
It wasn't even a strip search, just a freakin' pat down. What a pussy. I've come to realize he has little-man's syndrome, he appears to be way shorter than his dad, which explains his constant outrage. I bet the head of the real board of opthamology is like 6'4" so Rand took his ball and started his own board.
It wasn't even a strip search, just a freakin' pat down. What a pussy. I've come to realize he has little-man's syndrome, he appears to be way shorter than his dad, which explains his constant outrage. I bet the head of the real board of opthamology is like 6'4" so Rand took his ball and started his own board.