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"bombing the hell out of Puerto Rico" Didn't the U.S. Navy used to actually do that?

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He didn't stay in the sun that long... and if he did, it probably left him pink rather than brown.

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Yes, Mitt, you really appeal to the common folk. I can see it now: Mittens marching into Sylvia's Harlem restaurant and enjoying him some collard greens for the cameras, totally oblivious to the cosmic panderosity of the scene. If you could harvest the energy in rolling eyeballs, you could power Manhattan for a week.

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The voters in Puerto Rico weren't turned off by Mitt's 15% Federal income tax rate because they all pay 0%.

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Don't mention the war (on turtles, trees and cute little green coqi frogs)!

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Math is hard.

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