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Sadly, I suspect you’re probably correct.

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The plan takes into consideration the affordability and mobility of large cardboard boxes.

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"I won't tell you what I'm going to do if I'm elected" = "I'm willing to bet you hate the Kenyan usurper more than you find me distasteful yet still recognize me as a rightful member of your ruling class/liege lord/big moneybags."

How can such a subtle and carefully-thought-out strategy possibly fail?

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Hard to disclose what you don't actually know.

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and then he would have to kill us.

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derp.

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i don't think this guy would be a very good president.

but maybe that's just me.

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Obviously he'll ruin the housing sector by purchasing a multimillion-dollar house in every state of the Union, causing real estate sector stats to be skewed to show an economic recovery.

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That photo just made me puke. For real.

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Mitt should stick his finger in an electric socket more. That's a good look for him

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Once Romney/Ryan finish the total decimation of the economy (financial, education, environmental, energy, infrastructure, etc.) begun by Bush/Cheney, the housing sector will simply <i>collapse on its own</i>!

Gotta admire the simplicity.

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With all the bad things we have said about Mittens you must admit that he does a pretty good job on his nose hairs.

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And for all you 47-percenters who expect food along with your medical care and housing, there's room service! Just dial 8 and ask for a tasty New York steak medium rare.

Honestly, the things you have to explain to the Poors make it almost seem like it's their own fault.

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