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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Shy! Get out there and grab every Mitt-related permutation you can! I foresee a new revenue stream for R beloved Wonkette!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Those who can't win, lecture...?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Laws" is being generous. "Up shit" might be closer. I wonder if he won the last Boston Marathon this time?

marxalot's avatar

Someone needs to put a loop counter on his "retry" subroutine.

marxalot's avatar

(Grammar note: gahd, I know! "They" is plainly plural, "it" is only suitable for inanimate objects and politicians- but I repeat myself- and the default unspecified pronoun in English is male. Surely there's another language we can rob to correct this.)

SpideySenser's avatar

Can ya pour me a bourbon?

fuflans's avatar

it was a quiet room.

bobbert's avatar

Honestly, I know the law school isn't really Berkeley, but I've been wtfing about that for years, and I'm not even an alumnus.

bobbert's avatar

Sorry. I call people "folks" sometimes, because "people" gets repetitious and "citizens" is too formal.

bobbert's avatar

That picture. Even in Sand Hill drag, he looks uncomfortable.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And helping to feed millions of hungry dogs.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

At Stanford, probably not. Standards for getting in are very high - for <i>students</i>, at any rate. Faculty, obviousy, not so much.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So Stanford's young Reeps are learning everything he knows about campaigning for office? This is a good thing.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And if nothing else works out, become a consultant. (To a Republican campaign, closing the circle-jerk of life.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, Beserkeley hired Yoo years before he went to work for the Cheney administration and wrote up his "torture is OK if we say it's not torture" memos. Why they just gave him an endowed chair is quite the mystery -- perhaps he's an object lesson, and a warning, that lawyers can do a lot of evil shit without (too obviously) committing a crime. At least he's not teaching political science.

Stanford also takes on wingnut faculty and lecturers, by the way, but they have a special sandbox (the Hoover Institute) for them to play in.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I bet the humor module never gets out of beta.