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Lot_49's avatar

Here's the <a href="http:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2764\/4504891891_7b88db56c6_z.jpg\?zz=1" target="_blank">model</a> they submitted with the patent application.

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Lot_49's avatar

You don't get your own planet. Worse yet, all your wives are still alive, and you're still married to them.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Clearly she did not have a strong man to <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/10\/22\/surrogate-says-scott-brown-supports-women-a-strong-man-allowed-you-to-blossom\/" target="_blank">allow her</a> to blossom.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Mitt just wanted to say that the guy's death wasn't optimal.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I read that as cunts, not cues.

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SullivanSt's avatar

What is Mitt, chopped liver?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"Hello, this is Governor Romney, calling a third time to express my condolences. I know you're screening your calls, pick up, hello, are you going to let me talk to you or what?. . ."

Kinda like <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=u0PUrNwvvBk" target="_blank">this</a>

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Lot_49's avatar

When it's just so obvious....

$$$ = favored by God

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I can't believe these moochers aren't buying my bullshit.

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Bezoar's avatar

But on the other hand, he is very graciously elevating his foot for that servant in the photo. So he's not a complete asshole.

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chascates's avatar

Several of his friends are generals however.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Good grief, I already knew the man was a dick, but seriously: <strong><em>what</em> a dick!</strong>

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SullivanSt's avatar

Dare I ask how, exactly, one hones an asshole?

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schmannity's avatar

I wish she had had a call center in India to take his call.

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