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bobbert's avatar

Aha. Renormalized Mittnews.

bobbert's avatar

Tony Siragusa on Rich Gannon -- possibly the most blatant roughing the passer no-call EVAH. (And no, I am not a Raiders fan).

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...correct, they are still relying on the visuals of legions of men getting mowed down by German O'seven O'twelves In the first world war. However can you imagine Mittens trying to explain the dynamics of a modern battlefield?!?! Fukkin epic!!!

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>War, huh, yeah, what is it good for? Absolutely everything!</blockquote>

-- GOP remix.

SullivanSt's avatar

Nah, the French don't want to have many wives. More chance of one of the wives finding them with the mistress(es).

diogenez's avatar

Note to Mitt: smirk LOUDER

MonkeyMotion's avatar

bwahahah...mmmph...haaaahaaa...mmmph

Now <i>this</i> is entertainment -- pass me back the popcorn!

bwahahhahhahhhahhah....mmmph....mmmph...

diogenez's avatar

"We've always been at war with Eastasia"

Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>This president’s done something I find hard to understand.</blockquote>

We noticed. And that's supposed to be an indictment of who, again?

diogenez's avatar

Mitt's twitch factor went up to earthquake as he said this. It's a good thing he avoids caffeine - I've never seen such a spaz.

Chris Grrr's avatar

He's saying, 'Prosperity is bad, and Jesus is worse.'

He's saying, 'I will not rest until all gun-owning Americans are safely locked away in FEMA camps.'

(Those quotes are on the internet, and we know what that means.)

diogenez's avatar

An almost total lack of policy plans (foreign, et al) suggest that you're right.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, the President is running the most negative campaign EVAR.

(While he didn't start all of those wars... let's not forget the War on Prosperity, and the War on Work for Welfare, and the War on Israel, and the War on American Exceptionalism...)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>“This president’s done something I find hard to understand. Ever since FDR, we’ve had capacity to be engaged in two conflicts at once,” Romney said. “He’s saying, ‘No, we’re going to cut that back to one conflict.’”</i>

Obama, of course, never actually said any such thing. Has anybody even bothered to call Mitt a liar here, or is that just a given these days?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's hit rock bottom, and he's still digging? Someone please hand him a jackhammer.