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Aha. Renormalized Mittnews.

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Tony Siragusa on Rich Gannon -- possibly the most blatant roughing the passer no-call EVAH. (And no, I am not a Raiders fan).

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...correct, they are still relying on the visuals of legions of men getting mowed down by German O'seven O'twelves In the first world war. However can you imagine Mittens trying to explain the dynamics of a modern battlefield?!?! Fukkin epic!!!

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<blockquote>War, huh, yeah, what is it good for? Absolutely everything!</blockquote>

-- GOP remix.

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Nah, the French don't want to have many wives. More chance of one of the wives finding them with the mistress(es).

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Note to Mitt: smirk LOUDER

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bwahahah...mmmph...haaaahaaa...mmmph

Now <i>this</i> is entertainment -- pass me back the popcorn!

bwahahhahhahhhahhah....mmmph....mmmph...

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"We've always been at war with Eastasia"

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<blockquote>This president’s done something I find hard to understand.</blockquote>

We noticed. And that's supposed to be an indictment of who, again?

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Mitt's twitch factor went up to earthquake as he said this. It's a good thing he avoids caffeine - I've never seen such a spaz.

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He's saying, 'Prosperity is bad, and Jesus is worse.'

He's saying, 'I will not rest until all gun-owning Americans are safely locked away in FEMA camps.'

(Those quotes are on the internet, and we know what that means.)

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An almost total lack of policy plans (foreign, et al) suggest that you're right.

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Yes. Obviously.

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Well, the President is running the most negative campaign EVAR.

(While he didn't start all of those wars... let's not forget the War on Prosperity, and the War on Work for Welfare, and the War on Israel, and the War on American Exceptionalism...)

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<i>“This president’s done something I find hard to understand. Ever since FDR, we’ve had capacity to be engaged in two conflicts at once,” Romney said. “He’s saying, ‘No, we’re going to cut that back to one conflict.’”</i>

Obama, of course, never actually said any such thing. Has anybody even bothered to call Mitt a liar here, or is that just a given these days?

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He's hit rock bottom, and he's still digging? Someone please hand him a jackhammer.

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