Ha ha! Hair gel! Mitt Romney was apparently sitting around in his bathrobe last week, riding up and down his car elevator, when some scheduler from CNN remembered he existed and booked him for Sunday's State of the Union talky program so he could share his
I will say his wife's tax deductible Olympic dancing horse, the station wagon rooftop dog and the household car elevator ... all pale in comparison to the galactic stupidity of this year's GOP hopefuls.
I'll bet ya $10K he'd be doing better than Jeb. I think it's more telling that Newt would probably be cleaning up at the grifter's fundraising table with this bunch running and even so doesn't want any part of this mess.
Look, I know this is sacrilegious at Wonkette. But I wish he was running. At least, he'd be a voice of sanity in the Republican Clown Car. And then, Hillary could kick the shit out of him.
Romneybot is not the voice of sanity. He's the voice of whatever he thinks will get people to vote for him. Remember, this is the guy who once promised to "Double Gitmo," whatever the hell that means, just to show the rubes he'd be tough on terrorism.
I thought Romney was upgraded to Nuclear-powered cells? No? Did Obama maybe send the plutonium that powers him to Russia as part of the Iran deal? ...Or did Mittens forge that radioactive heavy metal into plates and have his 47% speech engraved on them, and then bury them for a new generation to find and worship in 2,000 years???
Rocky Horror Style? Apparently Meatloaf is a Republican and supported Mittens.
Rafalca.
Slightly O/T, but is Mitt's car elevator tall enough to handle the dog carrier on top of the Range Rover?
What was John McCain unavailable for once on a Sunday?
I will say his wife's tax deductible Olympic dancing horse, the station wagon rooftop dog and the household car elevator ... all pale in comparison to the galactic stupidity of this year's GOP hopefuls.
I'll bet ya $10K he'd be doing better than Jeb. I think it's more telling that Newt would probably be cleaning up at the grifter's fundraising table with this bunch running and even so doesn't want any part of this mess.
Egg and THOSE people
oh god, that would be awesome. I'd pay to see a picture of Boehners mugg when he had to pass over the speaker's gavel to the Mittbott.
Look, I know this is sacrilegious at Wonkette. But I wish he was running. At least, he'd be a voice of sanity in the Republican Clown Car. And then, Hillary could kick the shit out of him.
Romneybot is not the voice of sanity. He's the voice of whatever he thinks will get people to vote for him. Remember, this is the guy who once promised to "Double Gitmo," whatever the hell that means, just to show the rubes he'd be tough on terrorism.
I thought Romney was upgraded to Nuclear-powered cells? No? Did Obama maybe send the plutonium that powers him to Russia as part of the Iran deal? ...Or did Mittens forge that radioactive heavy metal into plates and have his 47% speech engraved on them, and then bury them for a new generation to find and worship in 2,000 years???
"Walker" IS his first name. His last name was "Texas Ranger"....
Is that because the party has been in 'limbo' for so long?
The trees were not the right height.
i've taken to just typing everything in a text box and doing a copy-pasta to the (not allowed) "comments" box.
Ha ha!
Dangly parts.