Business Insider has yet another entry in the ongoing saga that is MittWatch ’16. Another “member” of the “inner circle” of that cock tease the Duke of Salt Lake, Willard Mitochondria Phlegmatic Hustings Coffeepot Romney XII, leaks that the Rombot met this past week in New York with “key financial backers” of his past losing campaigns. Which means he is probably definitely likely running for president again in 2016. Or he’s a rich retired guy jetting around the country to enjoy the perks of being a rich retired guy, like watching a New York Jets game from the owner’s skybox at the team’s stadium. Which, considering it’s the Jets and the stadium is in New Jersey, doesn’t sound to us like a perk. It sounds like one of Dante’s more minor circles.
You can't really blame Mittens. He was obviously raised on the maxim, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." So far he has only performed the "If at first you don't succeed, try" part. His programming will get all fouled up if he can't finish the objectives.
Tweet Reviewer # 11: Replace "shiftless" with "unmotivated."
Tweet Reviewer #18: Substitute "job creators" for "people at the Club."
Tweet Reviewer #22: I know it's funny, but you can't say "If you like your witch doctor, you can keep your witch doctor."
Everything old is Mitt again.
You can't really blame Mittens. He was obviously raised on the maxim, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." So far he has only performed the "If at first you don't succeed, try" part. His programming will get all fouled up if he can't finish the objectives.
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I was thinking 5¼ inch and floppy.
Egg can only <i>wish</i> that he&#039;d go down for the first time, let alone a third.
Repeat Blah, Blah, Blah Until 1=2
Back in the olden days they had to try to get through the day with 16 inch hard ones. That was when men were men.
That&#039;s an apt analogy.
&quot;Danger Seamus Romney! Danger Seamus Romney!&quot;
Little known fact: 47% of the payload mass on the <i>Jupiter Two</i> consisted of stowaways.
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I question the business acumen of the former &quot;key financial backers&quot;. Talk about throwing good money after bad.
I love the first paragraph of this post because it makes fun of both Mittens and New Jersey.
We&#039;re going to name our robot vacuum cleaner Mitt even though we really like the little sucker.
Tweet Reviewer # 7: Remove watermelon reference.
Tweet Reviewer # 11: Replace &quot;shiftless&quot; with &quot;unmotivated.&quot;
Tweet Reviewer #18: Substitute &quot;job creators&quot; for &quot;people at the Club.&quot;
Tweet Reviewer #22: I know it&#039;s funny, but you can&#039;t say &quot;If you like your witch doctor, you can keep your witch doctor.&quot;
<i>22 people, presumably spread all over the country, had to approve every single tweet sent out by his official account</i>
Considering how long it takes the PsycWenches to mutually approve a dinner destination, I&#039;m surprised that any tweeting at all took place.